He’s trying, Jennifer!

screenshot from the Cubs stating that teams win when scoring more

Incredible insight from the Cubs broadcast

I would not say “the cool thing is you dont need to be an expert” if my job was, essentially, to be an expert

PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT Follow Pablo down the rabbit hole, beyond the game — every Tuesday, Thursday and Friday — on his award-winning video podcast, now part of The Athletic Podcast Network. You’ll get a deep-dive "talkume...

EXCLUSIVE: @theonion.com tells me they've struck a (long-awaited) deal to take over Infowars.

New PTFO on how America's finest (fake) news source trolled Alex Jones, with the blessing of Sandy Hook families — and what @bencollins.bsky.social is planning next — will be up soon

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I must say the Spurs’ fiesta court looks absolutely incredible in person and I have no idea why they ever went away from these colors.

I'm so glad this brave law enforcement officer is OK after being violently smirked at. Praying for him and his family

Mr. Met Suicide Attempts - 9/10/2007 YouTube video by Conan Fanatic

Thinking about Mr. Met during this losing streak…

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There’s always sports* on somewhere.

*for some definition of sports

the only way Draymond's season could end

Can’t stop laughing at Naylor just giving up on his way to home plate!

MAGA Is Increasingly Convinced the Trump Assassination Attempt Was Staged Conspiracy theories about the Butler, Pennsylvania, shooting have ramped up in recent weeks as once steadfast Trump supporters turn on the president.

NEW:

Much of MAGA is now convinced that the Trump assassination attempt in Butler, PA was staged

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Accurate. Not since SINNERS have you wanted so badly not to make this mistake.

PLAY IN STEPH CURRY!!!!!

I’d give the slight edge to Junis, but Jansen also in contention

Teen births crashing is good!!!

Incredible job Mr. Jeffrey Bezos cutting off the NBA Playoff game with 20 seconds left in overtime. Thank you for your incredible hard work on Amazon Prime Video: The Service That Always Works.

Goddamn, if this is how the playoffs are going to be buckle up! Great bucket from LaMelo and then the block on Mitchell, I do think Pele was open if Mitchell was look up at the start of the play.

Trump loves touting "no tax on tips," but ignores that his Department of Labor proposed a rule that would make it easier for corporations to misclassify workers.

Millions of gig workers are wrongly labeled "independent contractors," and cut out of benefits and protections designated for employees.

I study racism for a living and can still manage to be shocked by how institutionalized it is. What do you mean they were giving tax-breaks to white supremacists celebrating treason?

just a wild country

I thought all this time something was wrong with me for not liking them. Vindicated!!!

Always knew geese were a psyop. Clearly too big to float and fly without some electronics.

LET’S GO!!!

Today I learned these are two different people!

Instead they should try to win a Grammy by recording the audiobook of their memoir written by Tony Kushner, right?!

The important thing is that our president is at a UFC match

just the coolest scientific shit in the world from the country that loudly screamed 'FUCK SCIENCE' the last two years