i’m just going to come here to talk my shit

wish i met people in different ways

- New York baby 💋

- alien baby 👽

- you like the view? 🌇

I remember the rolling tide of Blake Lively hate that took over my socials when her movie came out, and was a little confused by it at the time.

Joke’s on me for not realizing an angry man was behind it all. Naturally.

....and another thing.

effingfly on twt as well :)

Did not go big; forgot to go home

happy birthday beautiful 🥳🥳

I tried a red hot chili pepper once, and I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So single I’m now eating snickers upside down for the veins

- my own biggest fan.

🖤

Oh man, this

💙💙💙

- Santa’s favorite ho-ho-ho 🎄

- staying warm in the cold 🥃

kinda need my guts rearranged

I dislike people who talk more than they listen

A lil bit of light shibari is always fun

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was just saying how everyone was very chill this year.. i guess i wasn’t running my mouth as usual. 🤣

why aren’t we KISSIN

I love Thanksgiving. It’s the one day I can eat like I’m on death row, surrounded by the people who put me there

I’m rereading The Great Gatsby, and I’m happy to see that even in 1920s literature, “rich white football player” was synonymous for “huge piece of shit”