Crockett: This is not what we should be doing. I don’t even know why we’re fighting with Greenland. We’re fighting with Greenland, Canada, and Mexico—yet we’re in love with Putin?!

He’s hiding his thumbs. They could be opposable. No way to know.

The irony of the amount of bird photography on my Bluesky feed when compared to the former bird app… staggering. (Literally so many birds lol)

I'm not doomscrolling, I'm just doing Apocalypse Tourism

I finally reached the point in my life where I’m like whoa, yeah, the convenience of grocery delivery is worth the extra cost today.