Clearing Strait of Hormuz of mines could take six months, official tells Congress The Pentagon assessment, shared in a classified briefing for lawmakers, suggests gasoline and oil prices could remain elevated through the midterm elections.

What a total and complete clusterfuck. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Georgia congressman Clay Fuller posts 'satire' video after first week New congressman Clay Fuller posted a video from a hotel calling out socialism, AC units and the state of Maryland in what his team said was satire.

Congratulations #GA14th. This guy is will do you proud. 🙄 #satiremyass
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Why President Trump extended his ceasefire with Iran | CNN Politics President Donald Trump huddled with his national security team Tuesday afternoon at the White House facing a major decision: what to do next with Iran.

WHY?? Are you SERIOUS, @cnn.com ???
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Ramy Youssef Trolls MAGA Backlash to His 'Sesame Street' Episode Where Elmo Spoke Arabic: 'Elmo Saying Habibi Has Set Them Off' — Variety Ramy Youssef stopped by Sesame Street last week to celebrate Arab American Heritage Month with Elmo -- and teach the red Muppet some Arabic words, like

Poor, poor fragile snowflakes.
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Trump extends ceasefire with Iran after vowing 'to be bombing' if negotiations stalled President Donald Trump announced that he was extending a ceasefire with Iran just hours after he threatened to bomb the country if negotiations stalled."Based on the fact that the Government of Iran i...

It’s #TacoTuesday - again!! Trump extends ceasefire with Iran after vowing 'to be bombing' if negotiations
stalled. www.rawstory.com/trump-extend...

House Republican on Patel reported alcohol use: ‘As long as it doesn’t affect his job … I’m cool’ Rep. Rich McCormick (R-Ga.) defended FBI Director Kash Patel on Monday following a report in The Atlantic alleging Patel has engaged in excessive alcohol use and other behaviors that have alarmed c…

You mean DOCTOR McCormick?? That same Rich McCormick??
Even more of a dope than I figured.
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This Isn't Trading. It's Theft from Your Retirement. Someone keeps making perfectly-timed bets right before the President speaks. The victims are your pension, your 401(k), and the country I took an oath to defend.

Fifteen minutes before the President announced he was pausing strikes on Iran, somebody moved $500 million in oil futures. Somebody knew. Somebody told them. Or somebody is them.
New piece ↓
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Virginia! Today is the last day to vote in the redistricting referendum.

Make sure to vote YES.

You can find your polling location at IWillVote.com/VA.

The Onion launches new effort to turn Infowars into parody website The new proposal would involve the publication licensing Alex Jones's company, which faces liquidation.

I could not love this more!
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I can’t vouch for this, but I sure as hell want to.

She’s going to a job in the private sector, maybe with Pam Bondi.

Happy Birthday, Mr. Takei! 💙💙💙

Canada's Prime Minister Says Ties With U.S. Are A Weakness In Ominous Address Mark Carney specifically pointed out the high tariffs imposed by President Donald Trump.

Can’t blame him at all. 🇨🇦
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Happy #RSD to those who celebrate.
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World News Tonight with David Muir Extends Network News Lead to Largest Margin in 31 Years Year over year, World News Tonight has grown for six straight weeks across all three measures.

I couldn’t be any happier for #BariWeiss and #TheEllisons.
Congrats to @abcnewsbot.bsky.social and #DavidMuir. Pound sand, Bari.
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My favorite scene from the Bible

The would have eviscerated Biden.

Erika Kirk event booted off high school campus after backlash from students and parents A Phoenix-area high school pulled the plug on a planned on-campus appearance by Erika Kirk after a wave of student and parent complaints forced administrators to reconsider hosting the Turning Point U...

The kids are alright. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
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Commission of Fine Arts approves Trump Triumphal Arch to move forward The U.S. Commission of Fine Arts (CFA) on Thursday approved the project to construct President Trump’s proposed 250-foot Triumphal Arch, to be located between the Lincoln Memorial and Arlingt…

You idiots build it…we, the people, will destroy it. thehill.com/homenews/adm...

BERNIE: “The time is long overdue for members of Congress to listen to the American people and end US military aid to the extremist Netanyahu government.”

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THE SENATE IS VOTING ON THE BOUNDARY WATERS RIGHT NOW!

Tonight, while most people are watching TV or putting their kids to bed, the U.S. Senate is taking a vote that could permanently end protections for one of the most beloved wilderness areas in America.

BREAKING: Senate Republicans blocked my War Powers Resolution that would have ended Trump's unnecessary, unjustified war against Iran.

These cowards have had four chances to stop this chaos in the Middle East.

And they put Trump's ego before America.

Every damn time.

The President of the United States is Unhinged.

Frankly, many believe he’s crazy. The GOP lets this demented old man remain in power. SHAME!

Another night of ranting... as we gear up to attack Cuba!

David Ellison to Host Private Dinner ‘Honoring’ Donald Trump as Paramount Awaits Closing of Warner Bros. Deal David Ellison, whose Paramount Skydance is awaiting closure of its massive deal to swallow up Warner Bros. Discovery, will host an invitation-only dinner next week "honoring" President Donald Trump an...

Shit attracts more shit. The corruption is staggering, and the R’s in Congress continue to sit on their hands and just let it happen. The karma bus can’t get here soon enough. #FDT #FuckEllison
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CBS Fall 2026 TV: Everything You Need to Know — TV Insider The network's fall slate is starting to come into view.

Here’s what we need to know: the fucking idiots canceled Colbert, so no more CBS for me. apple.news/Ay2eLMnCgSEW...

Raskin offers bill setting up 25th Amendment process to remove Trump from office Rep. Jamie Raskin, D-Md., wants to set up a new commission to determine whether Trump is mentally fit for office.

Thank you, @raskin.house.gov. Let’s see who takes the deranged occupant of the White House’s mental illness seriously, and who doesn’t.
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I just signed a bill to rename Minnesota’s community solar program after Speaker Melissa Hortman.

Melissa was a true champion of solar and I was proud to sign this in honor of my dear friend.

"If any of you in any way hate homosexuals, people of different color, or women, please do this one favor for us - leave us the f**k alone! Don't come to our shows and don't buy our records." - Kurt Cobain The Advocate, 1995

Mood, every single day.

US Congressman Thomas Massie “We should end all US military aid to Israel.”

HELL YEAH!