Kenny Rogers - The Gambler YouTube video by KennyRogersVEVO

Howdy partner,
I'm out cow pokes.
Be seeing ya in the land where the mastodon roam
HEE YAH 🤠

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Trump’s Justice Department Dropped 23,000 Criminal Investigations in Shift to Immigration Under Attorney General Pam Bondi, the DOJ abandoned a record number of cases — including hundreds of investigations into terrorism, white-collar crime and drugs — in just the first six months of Presi...

"DOJ quietly closed more than 23,000 criminal cases in the first six months of President Donald Trump’s administration, abandoning hundreds of investigations into terrorism, white-collar crime, drugs and other offenses as it shifted resources to pursue immigration cases…"

it's April fools day my friend

The peak of my professional life was working on an experiment that flew on Artemis I. It was a challenge: it had to be completely self-contained, standby for 100 days then run for a week on batteries, detect launch & TLI, grow yeast, and fit under an airline seat. Incredibly, it worked perfectly. 🌙

What it takes to protect and break into data centers with Deviant Ollam YouTube video by Random but Memorable

I had a very nice time on the @1password.bsky.social podcast, and the episode is out now...

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...we discuss some outrageous stories, but in spite of the fact that today is April 1st, I assure you they're all true! 👍😁👍

Thanks for having me on!

Serious-looking dog on a sofa, looking straight at camera line she's posing for an author photo. One paw is folded neatly beneath her chest, while the other is draped around the sofa cushion in front of her.

Kifl just being extremely handsome.

AI is alibi

😭

I would kind of like to tattoo this on some people I love.

We're having work done on the house, because I was looking out the window while talking on the phone, he knows we're expecting someone and has LOTS OF FEELINGS

"From now on, for every assassination, an American company will be destroyed," they said in an Guard-affiliated Telegram channel. Attacks on those companies would begin from 8 p.m. on Wednesday, April 1, Tehran time (12:30 p.m. EDT), the Guard said in a post on Telegram translated by Google, warning employees at those companies to leave workplaces immediately to protect their lives.

World revolutionary if even slightly true

My actual right hand in my drawing globe in front of my drawing of my right hand in my drawing glove

Lol I forgot I took this

Anyway fuck the Supreme Court and fuck the fascists who have sat here for generations and told your neighbors they don’t fucking belong here

Abolish borders

You can also help me directly here, if you like. All “bits” aside, my need is not as great as many others I understand, but my situation has worsened, I am FAR behind my modest goal, and other hopeful revenue streams & income boosts have dried up like a crick in summer. Please share etc.

Image of a meme of Fred Rogers holding an audio recorder with a serious expression and the words "I record the police Because they're goddamn liars"

I mean—MAXIMUM PRESSURE, SEND ME YOUR PENNIES SO I CAN BETTER FILM THE COPS

You know what’s a really good way to learn to brainstorm, bounce ideas? Read more. No joke, read more. Keep a commonplace book next to you and write down whatever the fuck comes to mind

Mind map it. Let the thoughts float in a nebulous cloud above your head. Your brain will pin them down eventually

I think I found the con:
Slopbot requires multiple attempts before it farts out anything useful.
So the idea is to make it so all of the rubes who have destroyed their brains and become dependent on slopbot have to burn through their allowance so that they always have to pay more just to tread water

the rich and famous need to be mulched

1 minute 15 seconds. no one could take 1 minute 15 seconds to add alt text. to a campaign about visibility. irony is dead

children and animals teach us humility

paramount to inventory control that employees are trained to only put a specific amount in a specific container upon threat of firing. food workers will be fired if they're caught not putting the correct number of pickles on a cheeseburger. that large pizza will only have 32 slices of pepperoni.

the sales of portioned items, like a soda, is how food businesses calculate their inventory. the cup intrinsically doesn't matter for the customer. To the business, keeping track of how much liquid soda was sold is easier to do with how many "small" "medium" and "large" were purchased. this is so

A ginger kitten inside a crate on a table. He is sitting up with one paw on the side bars. His two sisters, grey torties, are sitting on the ground looking up at him. You can see very green grass and some messy gardens through the window.

Sonnet got adopted! We are so proud of him.

He wasn't thrilled about being in a crate for his meet up though.

and for the reading audience "what types of people are buying these munitions?" (because you and I know)

AAMBAC (All American Military Bases Are Cartels)

The cover of the brilliant Juliana Hatfield Sings Olivia Newton-John LP.

A slightly different vibe but definitely of the same era for me. Did you know this exists?

The next person to tell me American liberalism as it exists is a serious ideology is getting blocked lmfao

just got back from the big Council of Transsexuals meeting. yeah, we were discussing that, actually. Yeah, we’re changing it to “Transgender Day Of Getting A Gun”

Trans Day of Being Visibly Armed