Dr Kareem Carr man: i wish to publish @kareem_carr Jan 21 reviewer 2: your paper is no good man: i'll do anything to improve reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini Andre Pagliarini @apagliar Jan 21 a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC

I just thought everyone should see this

Keep getting ads like "Don't forget to rent a room block! Don't want to stress out about where your guests are staying!" Where my guests stay is between them and god, I already gotta pick a shade of sage to get everyone to dress in apparently, fuck you.

This is me when I'm happily employed, albeit part-time. How did I survive My Year of Unemployment?

God grant me the serenity to not stress about the job applications I've sent, the wisdom to properly tailor my resume, and the strength to not refresh my inbox 84 times.

Shakespeare wrote a play where Anne Boleyn was a character and was played by a penised individual.

i think this MLK day the thing to focus on is the strategic focus and tactical brilliance of the civil rights movement and the way it was laser focused on a set of achievable goals

i think one thing that may contribute to Republicans having insane psychosexual weirdness is that because they sincerely believe all gender variance is wrong and that they are Normal, they just absolutely cannot allow themselves to admit they have any need to think through what gender is to them

Yeah idk why everyone is pissed an American politician is talking about American interests.

@joymccullough.bsky.social Everything Is Poison got me through my reading slump. Love a YA that’s really for all ages.

My sister in law is getting a c section next month and I already want to throw up with fear I can’t imagine watching them cut my sister open, let alone my wife.

People who do the clear curtain and watch their own/their partners c-sections are braver than any ice agent.

What I have personally most enjoyed about this is that Will is doing the kind of direct action social media leftists have been pretending they do and demand others to do.

But they’ve never done it, so they’re confused by it and want to invalidate that an evil lib is more in it than they are.

@suddenlygarmo.bsky.social is this true?

I love you, Knight of the seven kingdoms.

It’s complicated should solely be the domain of “saving up for a wedding but still very much committed thanks”

They’re hiding the turtles from you. They want to stop you from finding the turtles.

I like my birth name, I like my soon to be married name, our kid will probably have both. Can I just let people assume?

I straight up do not know if I want to go through all the hassle even though I like being called Mrs. Husband.

How long do I have to change my name after marriage? Like could I do it…. Five years later?

Facebook post about Bruce Springsteen speaking out against ICE. The top comment: Beth Franchina-Melito: That’s hilarious. I guess “Born in the USA” doesn’t ring true for him anymore lol

As usual “something my mom would do” is considered counterrevolutionary and unforgivable to the Keyboard Warriors.

Any corporate mandated completion project wouldn’t be George, you might as well just read one of the shitmillion fanfic versions of TWOW floating around.

The absolute accuracy of this.

My condolences, what a blessing that he was still so active and happy till the very end.

ICE budgets, you bet your sweet ass it’s going to come from the “we fight international pedophiles” sector, since our international pedophile of a president has reasons to uh, not want that department well funded.

One perverse part of the ICE travesty is that ICE has historically been the agency that deals with international sex crimes committed by Americans (or sex tourism). And a lot of that budget has been slashed in favor of the Slippy Gestapo. And even if the republicans do concede and slash

Gordon Gekko giving the "Greed is Good" speech from Wall Street

The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that woke, for lack of a better word, is good. Woke is right, woke works. Woke clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.

So few people understand that AI uses a bunch if em dashes because it steals data from a bunch of documents that used a bunch of em dashes.

Been planning a wedding for two months now and I still don’t know what bridesmaids are supposed to do.