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Posts by secret secret internet

Gay people stop being overly dramatic about turning 30 challenge and acting like you’re dying and instead be grateful to see another decade challenge

2 months ago 67 7 4 6
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ummm anyway in the past few months I started domming and became good at it…. this is my update

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I saw mommy kissing santa claus and dad was just watching from a chair in the corner of the room

4 months ago 243 56 11 1

Dis lipa makes music for lunch breaks

4 months ago 5 1 1 1
Spongebob side eye

Spongebob side eye

wore a cowboy costume to work today and first thing a coworker says to me is “brokeback mountain, love it!”

5 months ago 119 7 5 0

theater goers in 2003:

5 months ago 12 3 0 0

Sure, turkey bacon manufacturer website, you can store files on my device. But only what's strictly necessary, ok?

5 months ago 791 93 11 2
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Wizard Wednesday y’all

2 years ago 72 13 0 0

if aliens ever come to earth i hope they get to try instant ramen

6 months ago 7 1 0 0

my friend teaches english online on preply, maybe there? (haven’t tried it myself tho)

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Don't photograph anyone else at a protest either.

6 months ago 460 155 2 10

a car is a chastity cage for your entire body

6 months ago 50 16 1 1

hey kids, feeling really low so if you could send me pics of your social security cards that’d be great

6 months ago 306 52 17 0
A very sinister looking dolphin with darkness behind it and its eyes seeming to glow

A very sinister looking dolphin with darkness behind it and its eyes seeming to glow

your friend who hangs a little outside the circle when you're partying outside at night

9 months ago 149 20 4 2
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this was 140 characters that changed PERSPECTIVES

6 months ago 609 212 4 31
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Good morning bloomfies 🫶🏻

6 months ago 7 1 3 0

if bluesky fails, you’ll have to have a seance to hear my posts

6 months ago 131 27 9 1
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Why are we still paying Jared Leto to do things, I thought we learned our lesson about that

6 months ago 1165 124 26 23
Janice listening to a Walkman

Janice listening to a Walkman

Neeeed to queen out with her

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steampunk obama be like "uhhh let me be gear"

6 months ago 287 35 8 2

what if we all went goblin mode

6 months ago 801 185 32 0
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this is a tweet i think of often

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the government may shut down but I will never shut up

6 months ago 153 20 2 0
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Have you guys seen this

6 months ago 815 154 54 22

i am gay , love music xxx

6 months ago 67 9 2 0
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resentful for how this is like just going to make bluemaga people watch him more and think it's righteous or something but all theyre really doing is giving disney/abc more $ 😍

meanwhile 1500 ppl are just missing from alligator alcatraz and their families dont know where they are 😍😍😍😍😍😍

6 months ago 8 4 0 0
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hello I am skeeting live from heaven, post-rapture, where you can still access bluesky

6 months ago 196 15 9 1