Gay people stop being overly dramatic about turning 30 challenge and acting like you’re dying and instead be grateful to see another decade challenge

ummm anyway in the past few months I started domming and became good at it…. this is my update

I saw mommy kissing santa claus and dad was just watching from a chair in the corner of the room

Dis lipa makes music for lunch breaks

Spongebob side eye

wore a cowboy costume to work today and first thing a coworker says to me is “brokeback mountain, love it!”

theater goers in 2003:

Sure, turkey bacon manufacturer website, you can store files on my device. But only what's strictly necessary, ok?

Wizard Wednesday y’all

if aliens ever come to earth i hope they get to try instant ramen

my friend teaches english online on preply, maybe there? (haven’t tried it myself tho)

Don't photograph anyone else at a protest either.

a car is a chastity cage for your entire body

hey kids, feeling really low so if you could send me pics of your social security cards that’d be great

A very sinister looking dolphin with darkness behind it and its eyes seeming to glow

your friend who hangs a little outside the circle when you're partying outside at night

this was 140 characters that changed PERSPECTIVES

Good morning bloomfies 🫶🏻

if bluesky fails, you’ll have to have a seance to hear my posts

Why are we still paying Jared Leto to do things, I thought we learned our lesson about that

Janice listening to a Walkman

Neeeed to queen out with her

steampunk obama be like "uhhh let me be gear"

what if we all went goblin mode

this is a tweet i think of often

the government may shut down but I will never shut up

Have you guys seen this

i am gay , love music xxx

resentful for how this is like just going to make bluemaga people watch him more and think it's righteous or something but all theyre really doing is giving disney/abc more $ 😍

meanwhile 1500 ppl are just missing from alligator alcatraz and their families dont know where they are 😍😍😍😍😍😍

hello I am skeeting live from heaven, post-rapture, where you can still access bluesky