yeah i thought something was suspicious when the IRGC told me to drop anchor and send them $10,000 in benihana gift cards tbh

okay, so you know how the dude in doctor strangelove went nuts over purity of essence and his bodily fluids and so forth

that’s not a joke, that’s an actual type of guy

The thing is you have a Secretary of Defense who quite literally does not think germs are real, he explicitly rejects germ theory

The question to ask isn't "why did pete do (x)," it's "why did roger wicker vote to confirm a guy who literally doesn't think germs are real"

???

Vance: Our second Holocaust denying VP

As someone who has personally visited the archives of Agnew’s personal papers, there is a shocking amount of correspondence with holocaust deniers and neo nazis

Cover of "High Speed Rail Association Yearbook 1985, including the official proceedings of the first international convention on high speed rail, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, May 16, 17, 18, 1984." Illustration of Superman sitting next to rail tracks as a train speeds by in the background, with a thought bubble that reads, "Once I used to be faster than a speeding train..."

or later on about his holocaust denial shit

since we're talking about VP agnew, how many people know about his racist novel involving israel and lesbians

that's a v. good book

Doing this video with a painting of Washington in the background is a level of irony that even he’d probably cross the Delaware again just to get away from

okay, but then imagine President Agnew and being under investigation and if he tries to pardon himself

... reading that reminded me how Brezhnev nearly killed himself and Nixon at Camp David

oh hey

this nearly happened with Brezhnev and Nixon at Camp David

Dear lesbians i think every week should be lesbian visibility week because we’re cool as fuck

Not to be a broken record, but why on earth is Ed Balls there interviewing his wife's work colleagues about a scandal involving the government department she currently runs?

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*also apparently from

also apparently larry johnson?

Its sourced from the mirror, soooooo

a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror

found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page

they should really leave more cursed objects that turn you into a girl lying around

It’s extremely funny that Patel’s lawyers decided to spread allegations that got cut from the published story

I want you to put the word out there that we back up (in zero g)

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the boys can be back in town, but without suitable transit and urban infrastructure there will be nowhere for them to go

Food ¥20,000
Data ¥15,000
Rent ¥80,000
Dry Cleaning ¥360,000
Roses ¥150,000
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my sailor scouts are dying

i swear ive been seeing versions of this headline every few months since like 2010

mqybe hell froze over? did you think about that? :P