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Posts by Jemma "Read Lo, Nuns!" Topaz

Manimal (1983) Official Intro Sequence
Manimal (1983) Official Intro Sequence YouTube video by Shout! Studios

Oh, here are the titles to Manimal, so you can see the 80s quality:

youtu.be/dNX5Z9WwHF0?...

18 hours ago 5 0 0 0

...been when Nina has been a dog, mouse, cat, etc.

Zoey is slow to trust actual humans, so her interactions with human Nina have been friendly but professional. In fact, Zoey wonders if Nina is an exotic animal trafficker. Nina finds it impossible to bring up that she has slept in Zoey's lap.

Etc.

18 hours ago 14 0 4 0

... with patchy control of the 'turn into an animal' ability; in times of emotion she transforms. Estranged from her wealthy family, she runs a struggling 'missing cats and cheating husbands' detective agency.

She is in love with the local transfem vet, Zoey, but most of their interactions have...

18 hours ago 13 0 1 0

Okay, hear me out: "Womanimal."

A follow-up to the critically hated "Manimal," a 1984 series where a man with the ability to change into any* animal, uses it to help police. (*in practice, 3)

I would write about the original protagonist's daughter, Nina Chase, a disaster lesbian in her thirties...

18 hours ago 39 7 4 0

No donations so far. I'm hoping to wake up and see 50 dollars toward my goal.

Please help make that happen.

#mutualaid
#helpsky

1 day ago 8 10 0 0

Sounds like a plan!

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No 10 press office: Uh oh, Keir's capital-M MAD! He's here to chew gum and take names, and, actually, he avoids gum for dietary reasons. Steam is literally coming out of his ears, figuratively. Are you ready for the awesome might and spectacle that is ANGRY STARMER?

Starmer: ⬇️

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Keeping The Peace by Tris Husband Transfemme Crime Noir

For this here Lesbian Visibility Week, you should give my trans lesbian retelling of a classic crime noir novel a shot. A queer normative world, an alcoholic butch detective and more femme fetales than one can shake a strap at.

trishusband.itch.io/keeping-the-...

1 day ago 26 19 1 2

Thoughtfully jingling my collar with the bells on and thinking tonight is a muzzle and movies kinda night.

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Kind of hard to explain how good this book is, because there is enough depth that you'll encounter some absolutely bizarre bioluminescent fish before you get even halfway down the themes iceberg it is operating at.
But I'll say fundamentally it's about what people do not to feel so horribly small.

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Among the charismatic, professing amazement at how unbelievable one of your own lies is CAN work.
Starmer is not that charismatic.
Or charismatic at all.
Or capable of seeing that charismatic with a telescope. The James Webb space telescope.

1 day ago 8 2 0 0

I will give a crisp ÂŁ20 note to the first person who asks Starmer if he applied the same rigorous decision process to appointing Mandelson as he did to deciding not to prosecute Jimmy Savile.

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And people other than me like it too! Check out Tris's conclusions, for example:
bsky.app/profile/tris...

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In truth, this is an etching of Teresa of Avila (1515-82), religious
reformer of the Carmelite Order, in an engraving by Capuz.
A nun, in a sunbeam, looks heavenward as she writes in a book.
The words "naked lesbian nuns..." have been badly photoshopped into to book's interior.

In truth, this is an etching of Teresa of Avila (1515-82), religious reformer of the Carmelite Order, in an engraving by Capuz. A nun, in a sunbeam, looks heavenward as she writes in a book. The words "naked lesbian nuns..." have been badly photoshopped into to book's interior.

Apparently, even when the book's out, you have to keep promoing it! 🤦‍♀️

Is there anyone who doesn't know that "Lo, Nuns!" is a bunch of stories of (lesbian, transfem) nuns wrestling with life and each other? Or that it's out now?
jemmatopaz.carrd.co#nuns

Anyway, here's a pic of me writing it:

1 day ago 53 23 2 1

Terrorism is when you try to stop a genocide, free speech is when you try to start one.

1 day ago 136 29 0 0

A Lady: Would you join me for a game of cards?

Another Lady: Yes! Such fun. I do love riffling the cards.

Lady 1: And splitting the pack between one's fingers...

Lady 2: Yes, what a wonderous sensation...

L1: Just to be clear, we are going to have sex, right?

L2: My clitoris is already swinging

2 days ago 7 0 0 0

Yes, it was shaping up to be a great euphemism, and then they add "a swinging clitoris." Like, what was the point?

2 days ago 3 0 1 0
Text reads:
NOTE
Lesbianism was called "the game of flats" (or "game at flatts"). This is a reference to games with playing cards, which were called "flats", and an allusion to the rubbing together of two "flat" female pudenda. For example, sex between women was described in 1698–99 as "a New Game / Call’d Flats with a Swinging Clitoris". "Flats" might also refer to the counters or flat broad-pieces used in betting games. The lesbian usage, though it can be traced back to at least 1663, is not recorded in the Oxford English Dictionary. The following poem was published in 1715, though it may have been used earlier in one of Rowe's plays. The poem was reprinted in 1733, with a footnote hinting at the identity of the two women: "These Stanzas were made on Mrs. B––le, and a Lady her Companion, whom she calls Captain." (The Miscellaneous Works of Nicholas Rowe, Third Edition, London, 1733).


The Game at Flats.   A SONG.
WHile SAPPHO with harmonious Airs
          Her dear PHILENIS charms,
With equal Joy the Nymph appears
          Dissolving in her Arms.
Thus to themselves alone they are
          What all Mankind can give;
Alternately the happy Pair
          All grant, and All receive.

Like the Twin-Stars, so fam'd for Friends,
          Who set by Turns, and rise;
When one to THETIS Lap descends,
          His Brother mounts the Skies.

With happier Fate, and kinder Care,
          These Nymphs by Turns do reign,
While still the falling, does prepare
          The rising, to sustain.

The Joys of either Sex in Love
          In each of them we read,
Successive each, to each does prove,
          Fierce Youth and yielding Maid.

Text reads: NOTE Lesbianism was called "the game of flats" (or "game at flatts"). This is a reference to games with playing cards, which were called "flats", and an allusion to the rubbing together of two "flat" female pudenda. For example, sex between women was described in 1698–99 as "a New Game / Call’d Flats with a Swinging Clitoris". "Flats" might also refer to the counters or flat broad-pieces used in betting games. The lesbian usage, though it can be traced back to at least 1663, is not recorded in the Oxford English Dictionary. The following poem was published in 1715, though it may have been used earlier in one of Rowe's plays. The poem was reprinted in 1733, with a footnote hinting at the identity of the two women: "These Stanzas were made on Mrs. B––le, and a Lady her Companion, whom she calls Captain." (The Miscellaneous Works of Nicholas Rowe, Third Edition, London, 1733). The Game at Flats. A SONG. WHile SAPPHO with harmonious Airs Her dear PHILENIS charms, With equal Joy the Nymph appears Dissolving in her Arms. Thus to themselves alone they are What all Mankind can give; Alternately the happy Pair All grant, and All receive. Like the Twin-Stars, so fam'd for Friends, Who set by Turns, and rise; When one to THETIS Lap descends, His Brother mounts the Skies. With happier Fate, and kinder Care, These Nymphs by Turns do reign, While still the falling, does prepare The rising, to sustain. The Joys of either Sex in Love In each of them we read, Successive each, to each does prove, Fierce Youth and yielding Maid.

Occasionally, while researching, you find a phase that suddenly reminds you of fact that these people were human, the same as us. In this case this was, "[...]Mrs. B––le, and a Lady her Companion, whom she calls Captain."
From here:

2 days ago 29 10 1 0

Check the shielding on all nearby bimbofication machines—seems like there might be a leak!

2 days ago 7 0 1 0

When these nuns say trans, they really mean it! BtF!

2 days ago 17 1 1 0
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How it happened:-

Keir: You know Mandelson?

Security: The friend of Epstein, twice sacked for being dishonest, symbol of Labour corruption, that Mandelson?! Dodgy Pete?!

Keir: Yes. Have him vetted.

Security mimes making a phone call, then sarcastically: oh yeah, he's fine.

Kier: Excellent!

2 days ago 51 14 1 0

But you're both part of the Marvel Cinematic Tightverse™, right?

2 days ago 15 0 1 0
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Recent reads: A GOOD PERSON, YESTERYEAR and UNLIMITED COMBAT DOLLS A Good Person joins the ranks of “weird girl lit”, a sub-genre of contemporary fiction that straddles the line between thriller and literary fiction (though I’d say typically the …

New: very brief reviews on a handful of recent reads, featuring various and *very* different types of messy women. beekian.wordpress.com/2026/04/18/r...

3 days ago 50 18 1 0

(Having said that, I don't think I have ever started an email with "I hope this email finds you well" because I mostly write emails for work, and most of those guys I don't give a fuck about. And "I hope this email finds you capable of making a timely and useful response, for once" is frowned upon.)

2 days ago 15 0 0 0

It drives me mad. The plagiarism engine was trained on our words. None of the grammar, punctuation, phrasing it uses are ever a definitive sign of a LLM because it is an evil magpie that has stolen everything it uses. Em-dashes, Oxford commas, common phrases: these are our things, from our pockets!

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Old timey quaker oats ad with whatshisface all wrinkled holding up a box of what would be quaker rolled white oats but the outside of the box has been replaced with [blank]. In the background is a very grainy sunrise. Text below reads [blank]. A box of horizontal lines with text on top reads: THE EASY [blank] ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE.

Old timey quaker oats ad with whatshisface all wrinkled holding up a box of what would be quaker rolled white oats but the outside of the box has been replaced with [blank]. In the background is a very grainy sunrise. Text below reads [blank]. A box of horizontal lines with text on top reads: THE EASY [blank] ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE.

Old timey quaker oats ad with whatshisface all wrinkled holding up a box of what would be quaker rolled white oats but the outside of the box has been replaced with [blank]. In the background [blank]. Text below reads [blank]. A box of horizontal lines with text on top reads: THE EASY [blank] ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE.

Old timey quaker oats ad with whatshisface all wrinkled holding up a box of what would be quaker rolled white oats but the outside of the box has been replaced with [blank]. In the background [blank]. Text below reads [blank]. A box of horizontal lines with text on top reads: THE EASY [blank] ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE.

Okay, these are gonna get fucked with conversion, but here's a link for the transparent png.

drive.proton.me/urls/2RXXTN4...

ALT TEXT PROVIDED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE. ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE

GO FORTH AND OAT

3 days ago 10 1 3 1

But, of course, that isn't what these goose-stepping tech bros are interested in.

3 days ago 11 0 0 0

Look, if someone has money to burn and wants to produce smart kids, it isn't hard:
🔸️Fund a human-centred, child-focused education, covering things other than just STEM
🔸️Fund school meals
🔸️Fund child-care and after-school
Not ever child will be a genius, but, I promise you, a lot more will be.

3 days ago 22 1 1 0
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BOOM goes the OATS, Now available for preorder on most websites, find links at valwrites.ca

3 days ago 16 4 0 0

Khrysothemis being like 'do you eat persephone. she is the tastiest sister'

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