bauble in your eye! everybody cries when you go to a&e with a bauble in your face!

I don’t know if I’m more impressed or terrified at the speed that he locked in to this pose

dan and phil and seals

If we get 100 followers we’ll add old man yaoi to the game

do it!! life fuels art!!

day in the life save me. tour day in the life i need you.

i think a lot about 'Dan made a new friend called Phil am I a joke to you' & how like. that was def a "you wouldn't like it if I did that to you AND YET"

*bolts upright out of bed, eyes rolling back in my head* AND THIS IS WHEN THROUGH THE MAGIC OF THE INTERNET I MET PHIL. AND OBVIOUSLY WE WERE MORE THAN FRIENDS BUT IT WAS MORE THAN JUST ROMANTIC. THIS IS SOMEONE THAT GENUINELY LIKED ME. I TRUSTED THEM. AND FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I WAS A TINY CHIL-

a booooowl of COCK! I love a booooowl of cock!

I will join you

every. goddamn. day.

wait is the skeleton phil? that’s fucked up.

oh hello howley and aziraphil 🤍🖤

#phanart #danandphil

saturday night and my cl*t is getting lit

could give birth to triplets

hi I love your earrings!

oh you're cooking

it's genuinely v good yes read it!

“you attract what you fear” aaaaah danandphilgames upload i’m so afraid helppp 😭😭😭😱😱😰😰😰🙀

most lethal pair of face cards imaginable

golf is amazing but I gotta put in a plug for world chef