Also, 2+2=5 now

Father of the Bride of Frankenstein

The Smith

Only if Trent does Rock Lobster

What’s new superpussycat
Whoa a-whoa a-whoa-uh

Don’t know any of the small print bands but love the name PESSIMIST. It’s got a late-grunge kind of vibe, especially on a bill with like names like FLESHGRIND and BLOOD STORM.

Is this one of those Posts To Let You Know I Was Kindnapped?

The 1986 movie, my dad would watch it on VHS and pause it for the scenery shots

Going forward Bluesky should call verification jerrification, see if that fixes things

I'm around your age, I applied to 5 colleges and visited 0

Shiny Happy People is the best REM song

Seven super-sexy dudes, including yours truly

He should hire Colbert as a permanent co-host

We must strike while the iron is HOT / It is! : phrase used daily in my house since initial publication

Before they get Murray Slaughter(ed)

My teen’s Wonderful Christmastime theory is that Paul got a new synthesizer for Christmas and decided to try all the buttons

Was not expecting to cry at the last 5 minutes of a Sisu movie!

He means Starship, the band that built this city

He was on Ed Sullivan the same night as The Beatles.

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This is California-specific but Bear In Hot Tub

As the old saying goes
"Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of how many calories 2 hours of heavy metal signing burns off
For it is a human number
Its number is six hundred and sixty-six"

You know what’s unbearable? This lightness of being

I have a joke about the Winchester House but I’m afraid to stop working on it

I mean, it’s Bad News doing Bohemian Rhapsody but feel free to argue about it

Read that until the cover literally fell off, then taped it to my wall

Look you can either say introspection is fake or have Charlie Brown as your pfp but you can’t do both

This might be the one that gets you verified

Frickin Shakespeare, inventing introspection along with everything else

And the next year we’d hit Plymouth Plantation!