I am holding them until I can invite all members of the Harlem Globetrotters

Thank you, Mr Maddox

You are so brave for this, sir

You definitely need to boost the reach on that one. The people must know.

The pussy got me saying "Gadzooks!"

I will bring peace to the warring nations of the world with my acerbic wit. All the children and not children will join hands and sing "I've got a feeling" by blacked eye pees

I'd likely do far worse to them if I had to report to these two.

They've been going on for 10 minutes about how this woman is dumb as fuck because she poured bacon grease down the sink

Also Tanika is lazy and just likes to stir shit. She keeps going to HR for bs reasons, but it's all good, HR has my girls' backs and Tanika's getting canned.

Apparently at this restaurant it's unacceptable and disrespectful to call out for being sick unless you are "like in the fucking hospital"

These 2 women sat down near me at the airport. Started their convo about work as managers at whatever fast food joint with one saying "I've never said anything disrespectful about any of my employees" and have now proceeded to talk shit about all of their employees for the past 30 minutes.

Hate when this happens

I remember hearing in high school that if you used a semicolon correctly in your AP lit exam, you'd get a ton of points because people don't know how to use them. I'm now convinced no one even knows how to use a comma on top of that.

Yes, Bing. This is what I meant.

My wife looks like a combo of Lois Griffin, Dexter's mom, and Frankie from Foster's home for imaginary friends

Every time I smoke weed, it makes me cheat on my voluptious big boob, big butt wife!!!

I love free speech as long as it is not critical of me and fits my worldview

Silencing your critics screams "I had no connection with the prominent pedophile ring"

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All the articles missing headlines is pretty funny though

Is DS2 even worth playing? I've played just about all their other games.

@neilcic.com hello neil. Love u neil.

Woke up at 3:45 to some dumbasses firing automatics at each other in the street 2 houses down from me. Very cool!

Ass EVOLUTION 4. 0

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Be honest with yourself: when was the last time you really thugged that shit out?

Elton John's been doing "farewell" tours for nearly a decade. NOT FALLING FOR IT