The Castle Rat album is a load of doomy fun and - I can exclusively reveal - excellent to put on 11 while playing Warhammer 40,000: BOLTGUN

Is that because you are putting emphasis on the syllables rather than saying it 'flat'?

Oh yeah. We are so Milli-BACK

When I was a kid I had a book of different makes and kinds of car - kind of a sub-Ladybird effort. I didn't and still don't give a shit about cars so the only bit I liked was the weird 3-wheeler Reliant Robin. I heard it misnamed so often that I became convinced the book version was a false memory

My hot take is that I don't think anyone involved in government should be called 'Olly'

Yes I punched the air when I got that. Much dopamine

Obviously googly eyes go on everything. Truth universally acknowledged.

I mean it ALSO has eyes which is adding to the confusion

Is that a KLF-style Pyramid Blaster with a ZX81 in it?

A box of Rafello sweets

No idea. It actually tastes more like those Rafello things that are like a Ferrero Rocher's fancier cousin

Cucina Coconut Spread

Picked this up at the tail end of Aldi's 'Italian week' and it is INCREDIBLE. Seek it out if you can.

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Not great

The Pitt: The Video Game YouTube video by Hotel Art Thief

This is brilliant
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML0L...

This is - by some margin - the most insane, every-acccusation-is-a-confession take to have been dug up from the right-wing crazy mines.

A certified poet from Slough,
Whose methods of rhyming were rough,
Retorted, “You'll see
That the letters agree,
And if that’s not sufficient, I’m through.”

Ok they have the compulsory crosssover stuff nailed. Next they need to produce multiple versions of the film with different first scenes made by famous directors or cinematographers. Some of them could be gold embossed if they can figure out a way to do that on film.

Who are these people who don't give a shit about missing flights? Do they have an infinite travel budget or is someone else paying for their tickets?

Halo Jones would work so well as a TV show. I wonder if Alan Moore has any rights to it, still?

Access to cinemas is a factor too. Unless you live in a big city you will probably have to drive out to find one. We have a single screen cinema operating out of the town high school but it's an amateur affair. Nearest actual cinema is 30 mins drive away in Cambridge

A picture of (I assume) Patrick Muldoon with the caption, "SIGNS YOU ARE HAVING A HEART ATTACK AS SAVED BY THE BELL STAR PATRICK MULDOON DIES AGED 57"

​​​​​​How about some advice on what to look for on the (vastly more common) occasions when Saved By The Bell Star Patrick Muldoon has NOT just died aged 57?

Is there anyone left who genuinely believes that Madelson's dodgy contacts list wasn't the whole point of making him ambassador? They thought it would give the UK an edge with Trump and that's all she wrote.

They like it because by definition it cannot be non-binary

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Private consultant, his wallet full

Ostensibly Facebook AI slop but who even knows at this point?

All the guidance really says is that NHS staff should be more like Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Some AI generated bollocks about the sitcom Butterflies but the images are all from the film Zulu

Butterflies, sir... thousands of 'em

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Jesus

I wont have chance to do this until this evening. Steeling myself...