hey, it's me, the guy who built your ecommerce storefront. I know exactly what users want which is why I made it so that when they right-click on a product listing, instead of opening the listing in a new tab, it just opens a stupid little 500x500 px image of the product instead. okay love you bye!!
also I'm annoyed I only got a crappy vertical video of this but I pulled out my phone to try recording a killer bass solo in life during wartime and instead managed to capture a surprise anti-ICE montage they played at the end of the song. the entire theater went fucking nuts for it
saw david byrne last night and it was for sure one of the best shows I've ever been to... different stage effects for every song (most of them way crazier than this), his band/dancers were incredible, and david himself still sounds fantastic
noelle got alarmed because I stuck my head out the window and she was like "are you okay?" and then I didn't say anything but I was just like. sorry I have to take this. someone's trying to reach me
we've been stuck trying to get out of this parking garage for like 40 minutes now and I just could just barely hear a familiar song being pumped in through the speaker system. roll down the window: everything she wants by wham and we're finally almost out of here let's fucking gooooooo
caesar sees her seize her
apple typhlosion
no longer having the "oops you didn't actually have enough credits to graduate and now you have to go back to school :)" stress dreams but we've progressed to stress dreams that could be particularly bad episodes of buffy
(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.
I was just thinking how I haven't had as many stress dreams since taking low-dose beta blockers but then last night I dreamt about having to beg the capricious ghost of an incan child mummy not to turn me into a shrinky-dink rearview mirror keychain. so idk
Everything is bad now because kids get their taste in music from algorithms instead of from trying to impress the older girl you know who looks like the Bombchu Bowling Alley Operator
A picture of a library shelf with a small rolled up note on it. The note says “read this” in child’s handwriting.
A picture of the note unrolled. In the same child’s handwriting it reads “beware of the future!!”
Still thinking about this note I found in the children’s section of the public library when I worked there back in 2018. This kid tried to warn us…
crazy that ciabatta wasn't invented until the 80s. how many other possible breads are still out there, waiting to be discovered...
to be fair is he ever not
me before an MRI
is it meta to run an EV spread/nature that *doesn't* maximize HP and def(s)? because if it isn't already I feel like that would be fun lol. like being 10% more frail than they expect and then you get OHKOd and explode all over them
plus you can't even toxic it to death (unless you bring a corrosion mon I guess). toxapex 2.0 incoming lol
yesterday I saw a stunfisk post saying exactly this... especially with strength sap since now you can't OHKO it without dying but you can't really chip it either
like, she was alive and had a TV in the early 2000s, so she's *seen* malcolm in the middle, but she hasn't watched the entire thing front to back... yet
finally hit an important relationship milestone with noelle (sitting her down to watch malcolm in the middle with me)
our neighborhood is full of beautiful palo verde trees that are in bloom and spewing thousand and thousands of delicate yellow flowers, right into my eyes and mouth
🥹 <- emoji for when you're admiring the beauty of spring but also you have allergies
if I had any Ts in my name...
this kind of pain is close to my heart, as someone with a last name that I have to spell out every time, with the NATO phonetic alphabet and everything
sometimes when I drive past a street sign I just think how much it would suck to give that name over the phone if you lived there and had to confirm your shipping address or whatever. and today I saw possibly the worst one yet: "loxton cellars"
there's already tequila if you want a joke pick for karaoke night but what about one step beyond by madness… except you HAVE to skank during the instrumental parts and (ideally) get five of your friends up there to do the train thing
thing I need to remember and so I'm writing it down here: sometimes when you delay an unpleasant task, you're not actually delaying it. you're just making it longer, and also even more unpleasant
thank you!
