Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Ugh Cowser

Prayers unanswered

Welcome back Rutsch!

Praying for a convincing victory tonight. My nerves are too frayed for another one of these batshit circus wins.

This game the slowest moving train wreck

Man cowser is a mess. Udder disappointment

Frustrating start for Deano. Looked so great all game but that one mistake a killer

It may be time to moove on from Cowser

How on earth do you rationalize Cowser at DH?

So silly

A pile of XL perfectly seasoned steamed crabs

A man wearing sunglasses and a hat holding a steamed crab and making a face as if the crab is attacking him

First of the year! 🦀

Thanks!!!

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#blueskyartshow
#edge

Right? Otherwise what even is that section?? Some disjointed shit right now

Reupping this

That's a shame

😕

Against all better judgment, i still think we can come back and win this thing 🤷‍♂️

I swear to god if Cleveland throws a no hitter for the first time since 1981 on Alby's first game back... idk... that's some cursed shit

To be fair, I hear your grandmom's ghost has a mean splitter

Team really letting Alby down on this first trip back to Cleveland. Shoulda been firing on all cylinders from first pitch

It dont feel like everyone on the same page. Need to bring back the sprinkler/homer hose shit

Fair enough. Wtf is going on. I thought Alby was lighting a fire under these guys

Obviously some cause for concern, but im still on a "once the weather is consistently warm this team is gonna erupt" type vibe #orioles

Agree but question whether it's a matter of perspective/being too close to day-to-day. I dont see more "urgency" from other teams, just better execution

As opposed to unwinged eagles?

This apple guy doesn't know the meaning of the word upstairs

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'Tough' is kind