Sky News: Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist.

Greta Thunberg: See you all at the next climate strike :)

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🐻 | Chester Zoo supporters have just one week to raise £20,000 to help secure a future for real-life Paddington bears.

Bloody Saint George the Roman-Greek-Palestinian immigrant came over here and killed our last dragon! Wink

Reform UK would introduce ‘patriotic’ history and make schools fly Union flag A Reform UK Government would require every school to mount a picture of the King, fly the Union flag and introduce “patriotic” history classes. The party has announced a string of education policies a...

A Reform UK Government would require every school to mount a picture of the King, fly the Union flag and introduce “patriotic” history classes

“Oh, you don’t like Keir Starmer, who told all the left-wingers to fuck off, emboldened the far right, demonised asylum seekers, legitimised anti-trans rhetoric, and made an Epstein ally the US ambassador? Well GOOD LUCK FINDING YOUR PERFECT UNICORN!!!”

unserious man

Brave Manchester police chose to protect the far right racist thugs from the peaceful antifa protesters….

Why hasn’t Richard Tice resigned?

Facebook thinks I might like to follow Reform party Wales! Wtaf fuck right off evil algorithms!

The government promised to bring our railway into public ownership. Their Railways Bill leaves huge parts of our railway in the hands of private profiteers. Ask your MP to make sure it delivers for passengers, not profit. weownit.org.uk/rail-tug-of-...

It’s what the Roman’s would have wanted @shitchester.bsky.social

Happy Thatchers still dead day - yes I am - to all who celebrate!

Breaking: Israel has bombed over 100 sites in Lebanon in just 10 minutes.

The great art of the deal lie exposed as weak bully demanding you do what they want or else

Kanye west is full of shit and will say anything for money

Fucking state of the country after 14 years of Tory austerity cuts and yet polls still show reform and tories both ahead of Labour on 21% each when both are fucking tories!

Had the UK run out of jet fuel yet?

Iran out manoeuvres Trump by putting a toll on the Hormuz straits

Has Trump royally fucked himself with Iran?

Farage thinks we are better off now than we were ten years ago. Not financially, just cos we are not in the EU anymore. Twat.

Reform balk at the idea of khan being made a lord… cos of their racism… but the tories literally installed a Russian as a lord ffs! but of course he is white…

We totally won the @spooktonbrewco.bsky.social quiz again last night by one point!

Total bike fail this morning as my lock had seized up and won’t open argh!

Former UK PM Liz Truss, whose time in office was famously outlasted by a head of lettuce, just took the stage at CPAC…
She says, among other things, the main problems in Britain are “DEI”, “transgenderism”, and the “rise of Islamism”!!!
Nope it’s the rich not paying their fair share of taxes!

We learn from history that we do not learn from history…
For example
Fascism and the crusades
Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Yesterday at PMQs Reform walked out cos they start talking about clamping down on foreign money in British politics.
Because they’re also very comfortable accepting crypto donations.
So when the conversation turns to transparency they’re suddenly not in the room.
And then Farage will spin it

Looks like very spring weather right now in #Chester as we have rain, sleet, hail and gusts of wind all at the same time!

Spitting your dummy and doing a staged walking out of #pmqs is not the big brave look you think is petal!

Well that was rattling the aerials last night!

I am 5ft 11in and agree that it doesn’t quite measure up.