i saw an ad for polymarket, and it said “guys, sometimes smaller is better” and i fully understand their marketing audience.

a man told me because i had teased him (existed) i had to give him my number.

i’d rather shoot myself to death.

I think that was on at the same time as some other show I watched, so I never followed it. I’ve also never seen Breaking Bad, but mostly cause I associate that with an old friend. 😅

To your point, no 1:1 relationship. I usually just give people the benefit of the doubt until it’s egregious.

Frankie Muniz Says His Political Beliefs Make Him a "Rarity" Frankie Muniz's politics may surprise you, given the themes underlying 'Malcolm in the Middle.'

I didn’t know who this was, but I googled it for fun. I think they’re right. www.distractify.com/p/frankie-mu...

"maybe the media will stand up to-"

The media:

getting reaaaaally tired of tall people, tbh

the best main event ever. cause thekla. always thekla. #AEWCollision

“Fragile Ego, Fragile Body, Weak Mind, Weak Spirit”

normalball bailey #AEWCollision

skeletor from the purge.

im getting skeletor vibes and since he’s my favorite in the purge, im forced to like it #AEWCollision

getting your mommy to write you a letter is the lamest shit i’ve ever seen

he learned to go low. he used the moves stinger taught him. he climbed the four pillars. he’s the new champion! #AEWDynamite

THEY DID KNOW IT WAS A SCHOOL NIGHT!!

LETS GO DARBY #AEWDynamite

don’t they know it’s a school night? #AEWDynamite

Willow made a pro-choice to not put Kamille over 😏😏😏 #AEWDynamite

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#AEWDynamite

well they’re definitely not gonna be airing what i have to say in the corner if i gotta endure camille weekly. #AEWDynamite

all the pain melted away with the sweet taste of poison. i got my toxic fix. #AEWDynamite

the sadness in the children’s eyes in the background makes this so much better. #TOXIC #AEWDynamite

i just don’t wanna be bored by the revival biweekly idk. #AEWDynamite

something fun needs to happen cause im just sitting here crying cause kenny was crying. #AEWDynamite

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all might omega is hitting me in the feels. i have so many kenny omega shirts….this is tearing me apart, lisa! #AEWDynamite

darbys about to down a monster, punch through a drywall... #AEWDynamite

that mic decided it was sick of hearing him talk and just decided to die. never been more jealous of an inanimate object in my life. #AEWDynamite

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

smh. this is exactly what happened to maturin. how does that damn It keep doing this?! she must be stopped.

hey remember like 7 years ago when there were all those articles about juggalo face paint helping beat facial recognition?

gonna be showing up to dates with a blowout and a greasepaint grin.

this random thought i had at 4am when i woke up has powered me through my day but ruined blues clues forever