The it’s gonna be May Justin Timberlake meme where he has curly ramen hair but I put a bunny Snapchat filter over his face giving him white bunny ears and a pink bunny nose and it says “it’s fucking April”
I wish I could tell my dog that the vet is going to help him and that he isn’t being punished brother plz chill 😭
as a life long Twenty One Pilots hater, they had no business going as hard as they did on Drag Path
can’t wait for this administration to use “stateside + zara larsson” as a social media soundtrack for shipping back drafted American bodies from fighting in their unsupported, unapproved war
blender piece/comic depicting an introspective mole
mole's thought
same same different
Erath county, but with four distinct seasons
I’m right at home
if anyone from back home thinks about slandering my name, I hope they know I ended up in the Midwest equivalent where our local news is overrun w headlines about a couple who, after legally changing their last name to “Saurus Rexx”, got charged w felony possession of 38 firearms & a crack pipe
joy is medicine. we must grasp it anyway we can. wherever we can.
I regret to inform the council that me? so zooted, and cannot stop thinking about how the pyramids weren’t merely pieced together but rather overbuilt and then chipped away and the excess was used to build other pyramids and this is actually so stupid I want to sleep !!
somehow not the craziest thing I’ve read today but definitely in the top five
latest season of #Shoresy now streaming in the states on Hulu & renewed for season 6 🏒🥲
coming off of a Team USA gold medal win for both teams
what a good fuckin day
THE MILLY ROCK IN THE ENDZONE GO HAWKS #Superbowl
some dipshit is about to hit a crazy parlay that even he didn’t think was realistic with a #Superbowl win purely on field goals
I hope he wins at least $8K 😌
concrete jungle wet dream tomato
they are NOT about to give this to Gunther I swear to god COME ON ROMAN 😤
#RoyalRumble
frankly I have seen enough of Gunther today plz be quickly eliminated 🙏🏼
#RoyalRumble
Rumble shouldn’t have been allowed to happen while I’m ovulating tbh let me in gorilla to talk to Triple H about scheduling
#RoyalRumble
inshallah he does 🙏🏼
Oba Femi HAS to beat Lesnar to right whatever karmic good may be left in the universe
#RoyalRumble
bringing my passport with me for the first time for a domestic work trip that I shouldn’t need my passport for but alas
unprecedented times
whatever go football I guess, go literally anyone but the pats
I’m so depressed I’m finding it hard to even enjoy wrestling or football
it’s time to ask my doctor to up my meds methinks
propaganda works so well because it’s designed to
they want to keep education inaccessible on purpose
they want to keep us poor
my mind was BLOWN dude
remember when C-SPAN was the most boring shit on TV?
now they have a TikTok account with 3.4M followers, streaming the spiciest tea about this administration, making Real Housewives pale in comparison
GUYS!! LET’S DO THIS (well y’all do this, and I’ll just be nearby waiting patiently for high fives)
I don’t think you should be able to win sudden death OT off a field goal
just ordered some deep dish
it’s almost time 🐻⬇️
at this point I don’t care how it gets done but the Patriots have to be stopped
ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.