Hello Pottery

Hello Muddery

(Sung to the tune of Waltzing Matilda)

Pablo Neruda, Pablo Neruda

Remembering that time in college when 6 friends & I broke into the old abandoned mental hospital one night & started a new mental hospital.

Working up my Abraham, Martin, and John parody.

Get busy assisted living or get busy assisted dying.

I'm in.

Duolingo but for Pokemon

marc maron: so who were your guys when you were coming up?
the crypt keeper: krueger was the one all us open mic'ers looked up to, you know?

To all you jerks telling me my pillow is covered with dead skin: where am I supposed to find a pillow covered with live skin?

Let the meat cake.

Tax the Rax

Normalize clipping audio tracks

hey buddy if I was an ouroboros I'd never leave the house

"Are you even a real Beastie Boys fan? Name three of their shrieks."

Valid point, but this does seem like bad form?

What did Vanilla Ice want us to collaborate on?

Best of both worlds!

Just downgraded my Amazon Prime to Amazon Filet. Better clean up your act before I go Amazon Chuck!

If you have time to leghorn, you have time to cleghorne

If you have time to leghorn, you have time to cleghorne

oh, you like dog night? name three dog night

Steampunky Brewster

Many Bothans -
A Star Wars Story

Many Bothans -
A Star Wars Story

Mohair, mo problems

This betrays the natural order and I'm feeling a bit ill about it.

Overheard at office Christmas party:
"I'm gonna start calling you Ebenezer!"

(long pause)

"Scrooge."

Kentucky Fried Movie, Airplane!, Police Squad, Top Secret, etc... I mean, come on! All of these projects and more gave us not just laughs, but huge belly laughs. Jim Abrahams was an inspiration to me and I will be forever grateful for all the great comedy he gave us. Rest In Peace.

In Russia, The Women is remade with all-Ghostbuster cast!

The examined life, it turns out, isn't that much better!