I really want a peanut butter latte

But I don’t have any peanut butter at work 😫

True Story:

I get in the car and I feel something hard in my pocket.

It’s a fucking Ice Cube !?!?

I guess when I filled my Stanley this morning a piece of ice jumped into my pocket

My momma be calling me Dominique Deveraux …

This one is my fave!

Immediately!

Post haste!

😂

Since THE MOMENT the camera panned to her face.

I am sick of her 😂

Thank you! 🥰

Imma start a running list of people they need to put OUTSIDE on #FROM

at the top of the list

This New Cop Lady

I’m over it.

Put her ass OUTSIDE.

She fucking up the program.

Like girl … how many times you gonna pull that gun out?

Her fragility and entitlement is gonna get folks killed.

I legit have the space heater on and will need to open all the windows in an hour.

THEN close them and turn the air on at like 3pm 😫

Its too much

Matter of fact … lemme put my Flonase in my work bag right now!

There are some folks who ONLY wear thongs.

And I mean , it’s their ass

a woman with short hair and red lipstick is standing in a parking lot with cars . ALT: a woman with short hair and red lipstick is standing in a parking lot with cars .

Yeah. Why have that little piece of fabric assaulting your ass crack … when you can just not wear any panties at all

Commando > Thong

Inconsistency will make me forget you exist 😅😅

Soooooo we’re gonna start the day at 49 degrees and get up to 83 degrees at some point …

Cool … cool

I was thinking … our experiences HAVE to be encoded into our cells/DNA because how else do the cells know evolution is necessary?

What causes/informs evolutionary shifts?

Moving to the South changed my whole life.

I was all dark and thick in Phoenix and they DID NOT appreciate ya girl.

I move to Atlanta… and all of a sudden , I’m a Goddess surrounded by people that look like me.

I think I may have a fear of getting to the end of my life and feeling like I wasted it.

MIND YOU … this is being triggered by sitting still for 2 years because I’m starting my life over from scratch in the midst of social and economic upheaval

(I’m ridiculous. It’s ridiculous)

I always feel like I should be working towards something …

I can feel myself feeling like I need to start planning the next chapter.

I have a BAD habit of not just being where I am. And appreciating the stillness … then when life ain’t still no more

I miss it.

I caught myself before I started doing that thing I do …

No way I’m gonna be on time today.

And I’m fine with that.

I’m a human edible. Pace yourself.

Annnnd I’m amazing. The way I see the world. My capacity for understanding. The creativity. I’m funny and smart and witty. And nerdy and a bit awkward.

What’s not to love?

Have you seen THIS face?

It’s breathtaking.

And I was walking around feeling like an ogre.

Fucking life man.

Freedom.

I’m already someone who has commitment issues. I need someone to be able to live their own life without the need to be engulfed in mine and vice versa. I need to keep my independence and autonomy with a healthy compromise of being in each others lives.

It’s crazy how life will make you forget that you are gorgeous.

Because like ….

I love this one too!

My momma be calling me Dominique Deveraux …

This one is my fave!

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