That Seagull headed lad could play tonight, Chelsea are absolute shite.

I think there is more chance of Spiders developing a form of language device that enables them to communicate with us and dominate spread betting markets than there is of Isak ever making it as a Liverpool player.

He is the absolute antithesis of what a Liverpool player should be.

In breeding.

Have to get rid of the boss first. Slot hates gobby players.

Bull: “yeah, gaffer told me to just ignore the crowd and the horrific repeated stabbing and just stick my horn right up his arsehole”.

Server: hey welcome to (points at a nightmarish shit hole) can I take your order?
Fat bastard: can I get a bucket of diabetes and a seven gallon Diet Coke?
Server: sure thing, you want extra sugar based sauce all over your meats so you can only taste how sweet it is?
Fat bastard: you betcha….

Mom: Pete, it’s time for bed sweetie
Lil Pete: but Mom, I’m war fighting
Mom: and I’m sure your lethality is unmatched & undiminished but it’s 09:00 hunny & even brave war fighters need to sleep
Lil Pete: okay Mom (under breath) but mark me woman, one day I will command the greatest war fighters

…he’s like Gakpo. They run around, but they don’t get the ball back. We are watching our midfield a defence look exposed because we went from:

Diaz, Jota, Nunez

To

Flo, Isak, Hugo

Add into that Mo and Gakpo and you see why the same players looks so much worse at an aspect of their game.

Fucks sake, he runs, he doesn’t regain possession & he fucking loses it all the time.

I am like you, I want him to be de Bruyne & D Silva & Countinho rolled into one, but pressing isn’t running, it has to have an end result - we get the ball back.

Watch how poor he was for City’s 1st goal…..

….but my question will always be how did we get Hugo, Flo and Isak on the pitch.
Nothing we’ve seen shows us it’s viable. Slot said he doesn’t see how Isak & Hugo play together. None of them press. It will take a miracle not a rebuild to fix this. We are also very close to Ali & Virg finishing….

We might look at it as having ultimately worked but it was never necessary. That’s just not the case.
If you look at our squad this season v last, last season is far better.
We factually had to replace Jota & Trent, that was it.
Everyone else we allowed to let go & that looks like an error…..

….in the country when she was the Attorney General and now her former colleagues in the Tories are publicly stating she suffered from severe mental health issues whilst in office and working alongside them.

They don’t care until they need to publicly.

Ever thus.

Suella Braverman is an utterly unhinged monster who whilst a product of multiculturalism decried multiculturalism as “having failed” whilst in the position of Home Secretary. She instructed the police to take tents from homeless people in winter & was the most important legal official….

”are your little ones a tad fatigued with Paris and trips to Antibes? Well how about you, a single parent, finding £134 a night to live in a muddy field” - the single most middle class thing anyone could conceive of.

Guardians finger well and truly on the pulse in this economic climate?

Ariana Grande: I need a new thing (vaguely gestures)
Manager: what kind of..
AG: like, when I talk I want people to feel weird
Manager: okay?
AG: so if I’m interviewed I won’t blink and I will look like this is my first day on earth, I know all the words but I’m completely lost
Manager: why?
AG: yes

I was always good/okay at football.
I then played (I was 24) against a footballer who played in the Premier League, he was 19.
Nothing I could have done with 10,000 hours of expert coaching and fitness training would’ve got me anywhere near him. I was bigger and possibly stronger, didn’t matter.

I think the evidence required is there. Did you see Isaks attempt/complete lack thereof for the Everton disallowed goal?

O’Brien is his man, he walks vaguely in his direction, doesn’t even watch the ball go in and there is no reaction when they score. They’ll know his heads not right.

Ryan is a great foil from that perspective.

It all comes down to which of four options we take:

Persist with Flo and Isak
Go with Flo bin Isak
Vice versa
Bin both.

I’m thinking the last but best option is to try Flo as a false nine and buy a couple of wide scoring forwards.

Wow.
I’m most excited by Diane Morgan in a cast that has Vivian in it.

Don’t start thinking about which modern actors you’d recast in a Friends remake.

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Looks like they’d compliment each other.
Gomes has more minutes, better defensively.
Mateus gets the ball forward more.

Yeah but Gomes is more mobile.

IF, and it’s not certain, if we wanted to get back to a 433, Gomes is the ideal Mc10 alternate he’s the closest thing to Gini out there. I’d rather build a midfield around pressing/closing & allow the passing element to come from Wirtz etc.

Yep. Has a real good first touch/body shape. Like Joe Allen.

He’d be good, but I think Joao Gomez is wonderful and cheap as Wolfs are down.

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

Woah now, he’s got potential. He’s not Superman.

Have you seen the video of him playing in a game and his hands are constantly on his knees because he’s out of breath all the time? It’s bad. He’s a professional apparently.

Jogs, doesn’t close, watches the goal, doesn’t react, jogs back. Not one expression of regret, anger, frustration…does nothing.

This is minute 29. Not 95. Yes he’s always returning from injury, but he can’t run?

If you want an example, like a perfect pristine example, of why I think Isak the Terrible will never make it as a Liverpool player watch the bloos disallowed goal yesterday.

Watch Isak fail to close O’Brien down and watch his complete apathy to the goal and his part in it.

He doesn’t care.

Yeah, but you’re also operating on a false premise.

You think the rule of law, both internationally and domestically applies to him.
Israel’s actions, the USAs actions and his own domestically have utterly dispelled that myth.