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Posts by Joseph

Alas it was merely financial. If we lose I’ll just be sad, I’ve seen us lose enough times at Wembley already. If we win, the prize is having to do it again in a few weeks time, and I’m not sure I can afford to do it twice, so I have to set the money aside for the final.

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I sold my tickets and am definitely going to have mega FOMO this weekend.

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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but live performance was already perfected about 70 years ago. youtu.be/MOHOLaV6U4Q

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I don’t think he’s saving it in any case, but when I first saw it I thought there was no way it was being given. Would’ve been incensed had that been allowed against us in the 97th minute. But I’ll take it. #lufc

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Nothing to see here. #lufc

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Already 99% safe, lost a close game away to a better team, semi final on Sunday. Whatever, it’s fine. #lufc

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I would like to simultaneously seek credit for saying this should happen and also seek forgiveness for saying this definitely wouldn’t happen. #lufc

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Justin to RB and Rodon given 45? Though it’s Farke so obviously not going to happen any time soon. But I’m pretty fine with how things are going. Had no expectations.

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Thoroughly uninteresting half of football. If we have another of them and it finishes 0-0 then I’ll be fine with that, albeit feeling a bit resentful at a complete waste of my evening. #lufc

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Ipswich and Boro completely collapsing just as Millwall suddenly go on a perfect run right at the end of the season. FFS. #lufc

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Oh FFS. There goes our easy FA Cup semi. #lufc

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You sure you were watching Sky Sports and hadn’t just opened OnlyFans?

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I earlier described him as David Hockaday with expensive glasses and a signed Steven Bartlett book. I stand by that.

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Liam Rosenior is David Hockaday with expensive glasses and a signed Steven Bartlett book. #lufc

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Jordan Daniel James Justin Justin Daniel James Jordan?

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Anyone brave enough to watch him wanking himself into a coma on the live stream?

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Since our 2-2 draw at theirs they’ve played 9.5 games against sides that aren’t in the EFL. Won 1, drawn 1, lost 7 (including all the last 6), about to become 8. We definitely are favourites on current form.

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Since that 2-2 at Stamford Bridge (which feels like a lifetime ago) Chelsea have beaten Villa, Hull, Wrexham and Port Vale, drawn with Burnley, and lost the other 7, about to be 8. I think we might actually be favourites, they’re so beatable. Just need to get through tomorrow with a fit squad. #lufc

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I knew Chelsea’s form was bad, but it’s actually way worse than I realised. Since 4th March they’ve lost all six games against sides that weren’t in lower divisions, and look on track to make it seven in a row tonight. FA Cup final it is, I guess. #lufc

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I was on the other side that day. Even the people of the West Stand were in good spirits, and it takes a lot to get them going.

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I can’t see anything obvious on Dallas’s, unless he’s had a clear out. Cooper seems to have unfollowed Restore Britain but still got Trump and Charlie Kirk on there.

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Because they had Guehi until a couple of months ago.

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Given our points tally and remaining fixtures is it now safe to want West Ham to win? #lufc

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Ah, I always just assumed they deprecated iTunes when they split it up, put gave TV, podcasts etc their own app but used iTunes as the base for Music. I’ll shut up cos I’m talking bollocks 😂

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Is it not just the same app? They stripped out the non-music features and changed the name.

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It’s been over two decades. I’d lower your expectations by now.

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Leeds staying up, getting a first FA Cup semi since 87, a first league win at Man Utd since 81, Spurs going down, Arsenal probably throwing away all bits of a quadruple. It feels like there’s a catch. Everything is going too well. Is this the counterbalance to having to see Millwall in the PL? #lufc

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Rosenior definitely needs another season in the job to fully get his ideas across. Not seeing any respect for the ball in this performance.

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I mean, they’re an indie band from the north west of England between the late 80s and early 90s. There are around 83 billion bands in that category and not one managed to be any good, so it probably wasn’t just the apostrophe.

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According to Wikipedia they’re using La meaning a Scouse word for Lad. Either way, it’s meant to be a plural and they’ve put an apostrophe in it, so whatever the intention they can get to fuck.

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