The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

My grandmother's recipe book is full of bland-ass casseroles and dry meatloaf from when two professors needed to feed their family of four in their schedule.

My family treats it as gold, and I kept a grand total of...two recipes from there, and one of those is just mid and I kept it for nostalgia.

ICE needs to be abolished, not reformed.

You cannot reform something designed to oppress the working class.

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

I would never donate to a politician's campaign. Even if they're one I'd vote for. They don't need my money, people trying to survive in Gaza, & my fellow Americans trying to keep from homelessness & starving do. They're hugely funded off the bat & plenty others will give them money.

Did you know that as head of state, threatening war crimes IS a war crime?

i think iron man convinced Americans that tech oligarchs are actually secretly cool super heroes rather than cartoonishly evil elites who believe they’re inherently better than you.

In a nutshell. 😊

So... I think I got kicked from a local progressive chat for calling Hochul an oligarch lol

If you wanna be better towards Black people you should accept it when we inform you that you made a misstep. You're bound to make them, you learned to hate us from birth. You can resolve to do better & brush the minor wound to your ego off your shoulder. It doesn't need to throw your world off.

I'm beginning to think there are a lot more names in the Epstein files than most people realize. Politicians. supporters and rich creeps from every political stripe and many countries. Otherwise, someone would have leaked the whole thing by now.

When?

Wait until you hear what site was visited 63 million times in February...

Why are you oppressed? Because Black people are! You get all the leftover oppression from America’s attempt to oppress us! The sooner you join us in fighting for our freedom the sooner you get yours!

ICE is not broken. It's agents murdering people, taking trophies of victims, using illegal tactics, breaking laws, spreading terror, and leaving death cards are not isolated events, outliers, or accidents. ICE is operating exactly as intended.

My enslaved ancestors did not think white people were better than them! It was the enslavers who were convinced. They did not bear torture thinking the ones who tortured them were better than them as people! That was a delusion their oppressors needed to oppress them. It's the same today.

Baby elephant holds the caretakers hand while it falls asleep. 😴

Idaho sushi.

If you are a woman living in a Red state who needs an abortion, here is a link to information about having one in Canada. Abortion is legal here. We will help you but you will have to pay for it. You are not alone.

www.arcc-cdac.ca/media/2020/0...

Not when their kids want to murder you too.

"If you kill a murderer trying to kill you, you are as bad as the murderer"

That's galaxy brain thinking... try removing your head from your ass for a change.

It's not "as bad as Republicans" to fight back. Its called "self defense".

What you're stating is shooting a murderer makes you just as bad as a murderer. Pull your head from your fourth point of contact, for once.

Tell me if I’m wrong but if people can go to prison for lying to Congress, then shouldn’t members of Congress go to prison for lying to the people?

But remember, vOtE bLuE nO mAtTeR wHo!

Hey, so ICE is still kidnapping and disappearing people in the United States.

Just because they got quieter about it doesn't make it okay.

Abolish ICE. Chinga la Migra.

[shocked pikachu.jpeg]

Until elected Dems put a lot of serious effort into educating the general public about what certain terms mean coming from the GOP and specifics of the ways the GOP has screwed over everyone and actual plans for what they're going to do about it...

there's not a lot they can do to impress me.

Disney's new CEO, whose pay package is worth nearly $45M, just announced 1,000 layoffs.

Reminder that Disney paid an effective federal income tax rate of ZERO in 2025 and aims to buy back $7B of its own stock in 2026.

This is what corporate greed looks like.

Your ancestors didn't get free for you to be somebody else's master.