Buy the wallet, I have bottle babies to feed and they're g r o w i n g

Even my Masshole buddy who has dogshit taste in music and still has a Carrie Underwood poster in his closet thinks Morgan Wallen is boring. “It all sounds the same. He’s just whining.” Is a review from a Carrie Fucking Underwood fan

Why would any good manager let him within a mile of Ella Langley

Today I learned that All Souls College at Oxford has a category of academic membership called 50 Pound Fellowships and I am irrationally amused.

I finished painting this fencer lady:

Southern Poverty Law Center indicted on federal fraud charges related to past use of paid informants The Southern Poverty Law Center has been indicted on federal fraud charges related to its past use of paid informants to infiltrate extremist groups.

The apparent theory here--SPLC was defrauding donors by paying right-wing extremist org informants, and also took completely legal steps for obscuring the money trail for very obvious reasons on this totally legal thing to do--is ludicrous even by the notoriously malleable standard for wire fraud.

[hanging out with a eugenicist who dresses like an Indiana Jones villain] we're the good guys, right, yeah I'm definitely sure we're the good guys

I hated being in charge of people just by itself, actually being responsible for issuing them regular paychecks and benefits sounds like the Special Hell to me.

So in a primary with a Hispanic man, a Black man, a white woman, and an Asian woman, the "eat the rich" group decides the white man who just so happens to also be a multi-billionaire is the one to endorse?

You know, actually that tracks.

Having achieved utility*, Anthropic is now starting to ratchet up the price. It's a bold move; let's see how it goes!

* Insert all the caveats here. No, more than that. Keep going. Couple more pages. There.

This man is 39, this fuckery can't go on much longer

The whinest possible people always talk about leaving social media and they are always some kind of narcissist and the kindest people ive ever known i never hear from again

Molly is a kind woman

go insane from the pressure to do something with the time

No we should definitely tilt the playing field against the fascist party. There's a pretty strong case that we should de facto ban the Republican Party.

I will once again posit you could win with >70% if the vote with the simple "Police settlements come out of their pension fund, not the city funds" policy.

we don't snore???! we actually *purr heavily* thankyyou know tha work rules

My mildly thalassophobic roommate is playing Subnautica for some reason, and her yelps and “oh what the FUCK”-s are hilarious.

ICYMI - An opening cameo by Jet Li is just a taster of some of the crazy action on display in this one. I'm a sucker for martial arts and sword fights, and this is a proper epic. Even if it has way too much plot and too many characters.

Imagine fighting and dying for the Red Soxs.

Eugenicist RFK Jr Wants To Eliminate Chronic Illness By Eliminating Chronically Ill People | Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew Cortland Eugenicist RFK Jr Wants To Eliminate Chronic Illness By Eliminating Chronically Ill People by Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew Cortland on Patreon. Join Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthe...

RFK Jr. told the House E&C Committee today that the way to bring down healthcare costs is to "clean up the risk pool" — remove the people who cost too much. He said the $4.3 trillion we spend on chronic disease is the emergency. He said most of Minnesota's autism services funding was stolen. 🧵

Still Alive - Frank Sinatra Big Band Swing Version (The 8-Bit Big Band) YouTube video by The 8-Bit Big Band

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Future lawyers, never underestimate the ability of a secretary or paralegal to END your career with a firm. Associates come and go, are extremely fungible, good staff that stay for decades have connections and relationships you'll never have. bsky.app/profile/did:...

Me and @foldablehuman.bsky.social, for some strange reason, both recently spent some time inside MrBeast's empire. In tomorrow's livestream (3pm Central), we compare experiences and discuss what the heck we think MrBeast is up to. www.youtube.com/live/A6aL9C3...

arlington voters when governor spook does a ballot initiative:

4 panel comic. panel 1: a short dumpy person smoking. in the background is fire. panel 2: they are scratching themselves, and blowing smoke. panel 3: they are taking a drag from their cigarette and reaching into their pocket panel 4: they are thinking "a new hobby will fix me..." "...ceramics?"

I promise this is very witty and you'll all see when the photo finally loads. YOU'LL ALL SEE.

Ed Miliband (2015).

Family files lawsuit after man dies in care of telehealth ICU doctor | CNN Conor Hylton’s case seems to underscore the increasing number of patients who don’t see an ICU specialist in person, even in an emergency, experts say. And even as the use of telehealth has grown in r...

this poor man goes to the ER because of alcohol withdrawal, has pancreatitis, and gets transferred to the ICU. When he goes into severe distress overnight there's only a telemedicine doctor in the ICU. A doctor sent to help gets lost trying to find him and he dies. Pronounced dead over telemedicine.

But which version and in which language