Smoking the biggest and fattest dart I can find out of spite of the UK. I do not care for cigarettes. They helped accelerate my mom's death from COPD, they smell like shit, stink up the house, they are expensive, etc.
But your right to enjoy one is your OWN. A government can't take it away.
"yo i'm sober now lmao no more being a pothead for me" listen to me, brother. you and i are living in the very same world at the very same time. enough money out of your investment account and you'll have Uncle Zaza swinging by to pick you up just like old times. are you gonna be ready for him?
share a gif from a WESTERN you love
"My son turned out fine."
Ma'am, your daughter is over 800 pounds and has regressed into an animalistic gluttonous breeding sow.
Imagine a macro growing more than 100 feet tall but she was a SSBBW feedee before so now she is having to guzzle down trucks shaped like snacks and gigantic advertising food billboards to keep gaining weight. (which makes her taller and easier to crush people like bugs under her chubby feet)
A plate of pizza rolls that have been tossed in garlic butter and parmesan
Tossed Pizza Rolls - Totino's pizza rolls tossed in garlic butter and parmesan
a serving of pizza rolls is 200 calories but that's 6 rolls and who the hell has less than 10 at a time
$9 - 15 of grocery store ingredients
(You can zhuzh up most frozen fried foods this way, try it with fries)
accepting that your true self will always annoy people and that you cannot please everyone, or even most people, will unironically set you free
be weird, be controversial, be a freak - i promise you that other weirdos will find you, and youll make the best friends youve ever had
The fucked up thing about this is that I never got to get any of these goobers because I was out of state until a bit after easter :(
this goes lard as fuck
Going to read The Wizard of Oz. After The Hike I need a proper book that has proper unusual and wacky creatures.
A real pallet cleanser... and shorter. Last 3 books have been 300+ pages, so something shorter would be great.
Would you like a big wolf to accompany you in the shower this #tummytuesday it might be a tiiiiight fit~ 🐺💦
I’m working on the padding of my fursuit… Picture related.
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Also going to the LFM on Saturday so hoping to have nice pictures to show with said padding~
Taxes are all figured out! They have been for a while, but I've been taking this weekend off to decompress from a bunch of stuff. Patreon stuff will be updated soon, as well as general art. I'll be focusing on getting in touch with people with WIPs and such stuff, while working on...
my 'sona is fat and likes being fat and wants to be fatter and that rules
Pooch caboose
everyone please stop calling ai glasses the "pervert glasses". this is appropriation of swirly glasses from pervert scientist women
Don't have a name but "Deer Girl" from Perriwinkle Around the World, has little to no Rule34; It had a short burst of popularity some years ago.
Backrooms discovered in Gravity Falls
#tadc POMNI! I'VE TURNED US ALL INTO 🐴PONIES🐎, POMNI!! Isn't this GREAT, POMNI?! WE'RE SO MARKETABLE! WE'RE GOING TO OUTSELL F%$#&ING POKEMON, POMNI!!!
Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.
Man, probably. This is an old post and youtubers do that shit all of the time.
Gabe Newell is one of my favorite people alive on planet earth. Is valve perfect? No, but they're a trillion times more consumer friendly than other companies. They earned my good will even if they do bad shit like the CS:Legacy incident and not updating their games.
He's holding up the industry.
Also the Stop Killing Games Initiative proves that Europe is the way.
Seeing Leïa Chaibli (French left wing parliament list president) defending with intelligence and strong arguments this initiative gives me a lot of hope.
The UK didn’t care, I really hope Europe will make a law.
Just gives me the vibe
i have been told many times over the years that i was their gateway drug to healthplay stuff
and im flattered
and if you feel similar things "cry porn" (as coined by college humor on You(Tube)) helps. Just need to let the tears out in a safe enviroment.
This isn't something I like to share or admit, I am closeted with most of my real emotions, except the overeliance of anger I feel but sometimes I make myself cry using stimuli to get bad thoughts and feelings out of my system.
Sometimes the pain gets so bad my heart feels like its crying.
Here's a Guillotina fic inspired by a post from @gravitysecretagent.bsky.social
Finally refined it into something I'm proud of sharing :
archiveofourown.org/works/83392701
Toonstruck
