Yes. Almonds are migraine triggers for some and help other migraine sufferers. I love almonds but I'm in the trigger group. 😕

I support this as Pecans have never broken my heart by giving me a migraine.

Antipower activated.

I thought it said gurgler at first and figured it should be easy to find.

Idk if this has been discussed in the cleaning community BUT Pink Stuff is not pleasant smelling. Not even a little bit.

My sister's cat is not. He's a punk ass bitch.

Blue breasted boobie- a Mashup for bird and S&M enthusiasts.

Bc we poop out our emotions. If the butthole isn't sleek, our eyes weren't a-leak.

I never knew Crash into Me by DMB was about Israeli terrorism. Next you'll tell me Peaches is really a song about class struggle.

I like fat cats and I cannot lie.

CW: terrible idea about cartoon furry cum.

I'm not sure if it has a specific name but if I drew terrible furry porn based off of Orbit gum commercials, would that be offensive?

We all come from balls.

Being a product of the Hawaiian public education system...

We didn't even have textbooks in the 90s. At least not in Honolulu or in Wahiawa. The destruction the occupation has caused is deep and fucking tragic. I hope the Native movement can grow&ban non-Indigenous from buying property.

Update on porkchops:

I put the apples and brie on too early and ended up burning. It smells terrible and slightly sweet now. I will not be eating the rest of these pork chops. I hate experimenting with flavors bc it feels like im wasting the food.

Decided to try making pork chops with brie and essentially apple sauce. It smells delicious but it looks not very good. Guess I'll just use apple slices next time.

Incredibly. It's perfect. I forget all about him usually until I hear a Capitalist talk about listening to RATM. Then I just think Paul Ryan and P90X.

This is how you catch autism.

Penis interrupted.

Her weight isn't a crime. Those bangs are though.

Great. How am i supposed to get my Putin bucks for my bot posts now?!

The issue with character limits is I can't normal size blog on a micro blog. Regular blogs are relatively dead and the sites that aren't, are ran by fascists or cost too much bc they think everyone in the world wants to use it to become an influencer. 🫤

I hope you told her some elaborate story that has nothing to do with cocaine until the very end. But instead of coke, make it her tooting some electrolyte powder mixed with crushed up oxy.

Important reminder that the Catholic Church is inflicting direct harm to trans people by ceasing to prescribe all forms of transgender healthcare including HRT to adults at Catholic owned health facilities, which includes 20% of hospitals in the US.

You do not, in fact, gotta hand it to the pope.

Sure. You've seen comrade, but have you seen ComBrad? Me either.
Mythical creature.

Picture of AK-47s with the words "I like my guns like I like my immigrants. Undocumented."

No notes.

Why do so many rednecks that idolize John Wayne, also have a weird obsession with Dream Catchers?

Does it make me the anti-christ to consistently get really horny on Sundays?

Anyone else feel like shit or am I just a tank engine with a tummy ache?

I'm not intolerant. I have like 3 cishet shitlib friends!

I'm bothered by the fact that you spelled misogyny incorrectly and I can't ask you to only add me to lists that are grammatically correct. Your list is also disorganized AF. Pathetic.