it only just now occurred to me that I never actually named where this particular barbarian was found:

it's Diablo 2. This is the Diablo 2 barbarian. So fucking extra lmao

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48.9/50. I can hear a fly blink. Your turn.
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this was hard mode. not bad for someone who hasn't done anything musical in over 20 years.

There's YET ANOTHER ability (and yes it's separate from the last one) that lets you yell at a corpse hard enough that it might *give you another item*

the barbarian is objectively the funniest class ever created in ARPGs.

They have an ability that lets them yell loud enough to kill things.

They have another ability that lets you yell at a corpse hard enough that it will cough up a potion out of nowhere.

damnit, i didn't want anything to make me WANT D4, but SRS is by far my favorite playstyle in PoE

.....shit

shitty men being shitty in professional spaces challenge level impossible

these are the kinds of conversations you have when you're married.

he's always watching

the Grizzly Hills music just played on rainwave and holy shit some real nostalgia happening

L M A O

Big. Ass. Muffin.

ahh, yeah, that's fair. I am that way too.

oof, yeah... you shouldn't be able to do that lol. You may need your dosage adjusted

that's one of those things I wish someone had warned me about before I got on these meds lmao

the D2 warlock is getting some *very well needed and deserved* nerfs, and half of reddit is rubbing their hands with glee, and the other half is flooding the entire internet with their tears.

so that's fun.

help, i can't stop laughing at this and my wife wants to know what's so funny.

oh yeah i'm fully aware. I am just shocked that the red grip on the rest of the state has been suppressed back enough. It sure never looked like that when I left in 2017

as someone who lived in TN for 25 years, the idea of the state being purple is fucking *wild* to me

you are correct!

ahhhh the good ol reliable monday morning nausea

is it being back at work, or is it the new medication I am taking?

(the answer may surprise you... but probably not)

Spoiler. It *mostly* didn't go wrong.

lmao what the hell

i don't even mind downgrades necessarily. As a system, D3 was a huge downgrade from D2, but it was still a LOT of fun. I just want D4 to be fun. But it's not. The leveling process is basically doing endless "daily" quests and invasion events. The skills don't feel interesting or impactful.

I don't think I realized they didn't make it Mac compatible... that's fucking insane for a company that big with an IP that big, but I digress.

i really wish I liked D4. I keep trying it every few months,and it just... bores me to death. but i want to love it so much lol

yes, very much so

next 12 hours after I shave, that is. bad wording.

if i go too long without shaving my face is VERY angry about it for the next like 12 hours

I don't get it there, no. I get it on the ridge of my eyebrows and the broadest part of my cheeks (where I have to shave).