I wonder if the pluralpedia devs are on here, they seem like nice people and/or creatures.

Maybe I'm following them and i forgot, i dunno.

There's an easy way of getting around the 300 character limit, just screenshot your wall of text, copy text, and put it in the alt cause alt text has a 2000 limit. Much better.

New poll: 55% support impeaching Trump Support for impeachment rivals levels during Donald Trump's first presidency, when he was impeached twice, and for impeaching Richard Nixon after the Watergate scandal

Support for impeaching Trump is at 55%, according to a new Strength In Numbers/ @Verasight.io poll, with 37% of adults opposed. Crucially 1 in 5 of Trump’s own voters support impeachment.

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Outside Merriam Webster's HQ. 🤣 @merriam-webster.com

Support these data centers: SCHOOLS, LIBRARIES, BOOKSTORES

Happy National Library Week! 💙📚

This, (from AP) … Listed under “Entertainment” is weird.
But this an indictment against America.
As if 90% of Americans aren’t already the most undereducated, insular, illiterate and dumbed down people on the planet they’re Still banning books FFS!
It’s no wonder you’ve got the dumbest President!

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Imagine a society where every single person gets a vote and the votes aren't regionally biased. Everyone gets equal voting power, gerrymandering would have no effect as the total vote is the sum, not biased per squiggly line.

That's step 1 to my version of perfection.

Republics in their current form aren't working. Democracy can be good if implemented correctly but usually dies out in favour of dictators instead. Monarchies are just dictatorships with religious focus. Communism doesn't work, the leadership folds back to more dictators. We need something new.

Hey uh T? My political half is abstracting again. I've tried implementing your merger but it didn't work. Sure, it makes me more interactable with, but i still wanna spew garbage online.

[Shit. I'll try think of something. As for now, try not to say anything too heinous, V.]

To me, the "united states" title no longer equates to magastan. Their ruler has lost them that title. Now you have to specify whether you mean USM or USB (mexico and brasil).

Things we have yet to figure out:

Is mawlek a milf or a dilf?

Where does bretta go anter killing gpz enough times?

What's the chemical that makes the spikeyness in things like mangos, gin, gummy cola bottles, and diet coke?

If you want a hot take, it's on this account, you just have to scroll for it. I reblog a lot, so my hot takes are very spaced out.

If you really want to use ai, earn it. Make it yourself. Learn a fucked coding lang like java swing and make it yourself. Don't trust any random chatbot, trust your own.

Naming my security company after the giant evil eye that, crucially, was too distracted to see the actual threat sneaking in

A 2 panel political cartoon. The first panel has Obama looking over a big paper titled "THE U.S. CONSTITUTION" He says: "Hmmm, this document is good but severely flawed ..." The next panel is nearly the same except Obama is smiling because he changed the constitution to "yuri" He says "Better."

Morning

Aftons, meet the Aftons
Trapped in steel for all eternity
From the, town of Springlock
They’re the web’s most flimsy ARG

Now people under 18 won't be able to make coffee in the states, a fate worse than death..

It almost seems every day now..

A screenshot of my draft folder, one being the 99 bottles song but with the item of choice being buckets of cum, and one stating systems are superheroes except with a depression debuff.

I kinda forgot drafts existed.

Oh whoops, just realised i was scrolling someone's page, not the discovery tab.

The Enemy of my enemy could be my enemy as well.

—hey what’s an abbreviation for apartment? it’s an unwieldy term

:oh, it’s apt

—it’s an abbreviation so i would hope that it’s apt

:no, the abbreviation is apt

—correct, apt. the abbreviation is suitable, appropriate, or fitting a situation where i don’t want to say “apartment”

:it’s “apt”