First time I’ve actually cried watch housewives

You’ve microinfluenced my plans tonight

The Pen Shah and Glizzy delizzy combo !?

Every. Single. Time.

Sneaking Taco Bell into an early screening of Wicked today

Love LA, but I do miss having 7 unreal parks within a 20 min walking distance from my house in SF

I def thought it was like “woof” or “oof” or something 😭

Had to look up what oomf means, and that is not what I expected given the thirsty gay context yall usually use it for lol

It still makes me laugh 🤭

Got botox

So anyway this is my bf 😗

The screaming lmao, I think it’s enough balls Kacey Musgraves

Deshedded, in his lane, thriving

Large dog squeezing itself into a small concrete water runoff path at a dog park

“Any park is a water park if you try hard enough” - my dog

casual yet lethal clap back

Laugh out loud 😜

How life feels on this app rn

Even after Agatha All Along ending, Wednesday nights are still elite TV:
- RHOSLC
- Survivor
- The Summit

Love it when an old meme comes back with a vengeance.

Please god let this app be like Twitter in 2015 I am STILL chasing that feeling

Yessss thank you! 🤩

Last night’s episode of #RHONY was heinous. The entire episode was them spreading the nastiest and most uncomfortable rumor only for it to be revealed at the end to be a prank? like y’all really have NOTHING else?? Bye

The new “don’t text during the movie” AMC spot is #Wicked themed and specifically says “no singing” lmao

Good morning and hello Bluesky 😄