I yam - nut that it’s any of your biscuit.
And Grok is absolute shitake btw. It told me the best way to pick up minge pies was to join the Hitler Jugend…

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I for one believe you now, Mr. @mrrickygervais.bsky.social

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…up yours, I hope.

Bc she doesn’t know how to operate a hammer.

It wasn’t meant to be funny, you weirdough!
It was meant to be painful.

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Are you having a tempura tantrum?

Hit her with the book!

Mint your own biscuit, you nosy mustard!

No one would be apple to copy all of that…

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Uncanny, @mrrickygervais.bsky.social !
#TheBangles

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Sharing a bit of #WednesdayWisdom bc #SharingIsCaring - but NUT if it’s #STD.

This is NUT what it looks like!
I was drugged!

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DONUT CALL ME SURELY!

She’s NUT just singing those words to poor Lentil Duckingham - she’s obviously harassing him and must be cancelled🤨

Rude!
What if I asked you the same?!

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Free friends? I hear Miss @janefallon.bsky.social had to pay for hers.

Teaser for my upcoming documentary “My life in a corn shell” - narrated by Sir
David Cattenborough

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Tell Gigi she can kiss my butter!

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Too late.
He juiced told me he wants to grab your cat or something…