It's fine. Garrett Stubbs is going to save them, right?

The key to success here was that he identified and targeted the most gullible group of people on planet earth - American MAGA.

Giving RFK Jr. the “fagool”?

I don't care who you are. NO ONE should take NFL DRAFT REPORTING so seriously that you care if a pick gets scooped on Shitter by 90 seconds.

Cool, Tucker. Kindly go fuck yourself.

Can we get that labor stoppage going early?

I'm sure the investigation was limited to the fact that an impacted vote by Russini would have AT MOST a 10-point swing in the totals. Vrabel won by more than 60 points. If I were the AP I would revoke her vote, but I wouldn't feel the need for any investigation beyond a bit of basic math.

In that case, I hope this shitstain dies on January 21, 2029.

The war is a disaster for Trump. He’s gained nothing, and now he won’t even answer questions about reports of Iranian gunboats firing at vessels in the Strait of Hormuz.

🚨UK Maritime Trade Op Centre reported there were attacks in the strait— 2 Iranian gunboats fired at a tanker.

Earlier today…

Graphics packages come and graphics packages go. But P00P will live on forever.

My favorite scene from the Bible

And now, a word from Bob from Chicago.

#RadioFreeAmerica #Politics

Can His Holiness run for the Democratic Presidential nomination?

Assuming Williams is still around, Iheanachor.

Phillies are 8-11 since they fired Taryn Hatcher.

How many drunk-as-fuck Trump senior admin officials can we have?

When the strategy is “Put Pat McAfee everywhere”, you don’t really need to pay for that.

...holy fuck.

“So we spent 21 hours on it then gave up because we’re couch-fucking dumbasses who have no fucking clue what we’re doing!”

Colorado's wealthiest man owns Coachella.
He also bankrolled Project 2025, and the right-wing machine that killed Roe. I spent 20 years organizing to protect the rights he spent millions trying to erase.
That's why I don't take corporate PAC money.
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🔥 🇬🇧 @mrjamesob.bsky.social : “He’s looking at this picture and telling YOU that anyone claiming he’s being depicted as Jesus is a liar… it’s the behavior of an abusive partner.”

...'kay.

“Two can play at that game” is literally the Drebin quote here when he takes an innocent woman hostage to cluelessly fight the enemy

bryan metzger & @metzgov When asked if he took the post down because of Gaines' and others' criticism, President Trump said no. "I didn't listen to Riley Gaines. I'm not a big fan of Riley, actually." Weijia Jiang • @weijia • 48m NEW: Trump explains to @NorahODonnell why he removed the Al image of himself: "Normally I don't like doing that, but I didn't want to have anybody be confused. People were confused." He said he believed the photo depicted him as a doctor, not Jesus. More: cbsnews.com/news/trump-pop... 6:20 PM • Apr 13, 2026 • 8,584 Views

From @metzger.bsky.social, I am HOWLING.

Would love to know how to do the carnitas.

Got it. I thought it was all one thing, shown in stages.

The left one, I guess.

Oh, it's 2 different things? I thought it was, like, a base, then you put in chicken.

Recipe???

I also like how this "non-depiction" of him as a Red Cross doctor includes fighter jets and a soldier and what some are saying is a demon coming to our dimension.