For the last week I’ve been trying to nail down saying “Patrick J. Pespas here” just right, that’s how you know you’ve made a great documentary. Telemarketers fucking rules.

Telemarketers is amazing. They get a whistleblower who insists on getting the blurred/voice changer treatment, and the very first thing he says is "I figure all cops have small dicks. They became cops because everyone was fucking their girlfriend in high school."

Editor of Telemarketers here. You're not far off!