Okay the first bangle is a perfect fit in diameter, but the sides aren't deep enough to really COVER the watch. Good news is I really like it anyway, it's cuter in person. Second bangle arrives Friday.

1pm and I'm at 8000 steps I AM OBJECTIVELY DOING JUST FINE these people are freaks

I was in the top 6 of the regular workout challenge but I'm gonna be near the bottom on this one lol oops

My health insurance is severely gamified and I won't get into that rn, but we're currently having a step challenge where you're only competing against yourself BUT there's a leaderboard. It's day 5 and there are a dozen people 50000+ steps ahead of me holy shit.

Legs don't count. Legs big. Many muscles. Easy to not overtrain.

Maybe this is the chronic illness speaking but I'm never falling for the "train every muscle group twice a week" propaganda. I either prioritize recovery or it's completely over.

not ok need to go to orchard

REAL omg. I have a vivid memory of my mom describing my ~vibe~ as "Look at me! Don't look at me!"

Everyone get less smooth immediately

I've been craving the worst television ever made and that led me to discover Temptation Island. One of these men looks like a little boy stretched over an adult skeleton and it's freaking me the fuck out.

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I think I was supposed to fulfill the role of Perfect Eyesight Child since my older sibling had eye surgery very young.
ALSO ALSO the demand to be attractive as aN AUTISTIC CHILD just drove me to wear my grandad's military jackets with a fuck ass low ponytail every single day.

Btw I got braces the same year as the glasses. I was in middle school. I have never recovered.

Of course I lost my retainer, I was encouraged to lose my glasses tf

What the FUCK was the POINT OF THAT do you want me to SEE OR NOT

Classic to get glasses young just to be told "your glasses hide your face /: I wish I could see your face /:" by my own parents, stop wearing my glasses in high school (get scolded for that as well but not as much), and then become a Big Glasses as a Personality Trait adult.

My open palm holding a large strawberry and the fattest blackberry I've ever seen.

I LOVE SPRING I LOVE GOOD FRUIT SEASON I LOVE BERRIES

Pretend you didn't see that, I figured it out.

And no, I cannot just find a replacement band that fits my ankle. I would love to, but my watch is and old model that no one makes accessories for anymore.

I don't know how this one could NOT work but it's not that cute. I've already made two elastic ankle cuffs to hold my watch when I'm on the walking pad so I can use my hands for other stuff. If the bangle idea fails, I'll just wear it on my ankle forever I guess.

Screenshot of an eBay listing for a domed silver bangle with a hinge

We're at 1.5 (this one was only $10)

PLEASE WORK PLEASE WORK PLEASE WORK I HATE MY WATCH

A vintage silver bangle with an engraved vine-like detail.

We're already at One even though it's not domed. It is hollow, my watch is pretty flat, and it is, in theory, the correct circumference to fit over the watch without slipping off.

I have this theory that I can cover my fugly fitness tracker watch with a hinged bangle if it's domed and hollow on the inside. Currently taking bets on how many times I will spend $20 to prove or disprove this theory.

I feel so fucking ALIVE when I get to be helpful. Someone should study me. Or put me down.

I have been absolutely destroying my mouth with cinnamon bears and now everything tastes like pain (except cinnamon bears)

I loved it. I fucking love episodes that don't advance the plot and I'm being so serious. I only want baseball episode and hot springs (or in the case of ds9, Fuck Island) episode.

DS9 BASEBALL EPISODE FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY

Wow it has a clearly labeled knob right on the front

It could be one of two things in there and it's probably not the one that isn't a water heater. So I guess I do know what it looks like by process of elimination.