What is wrong with you? Is Walrus going to have to come down there and straighten you out?
You can't "blame" one region for a cold snap. Alaska doesn't have some magic cold-air making machine that they turn on and off.
...some call me ugly,
some adore...
A Snowy Plover chick walking on the beach next to some sort of Beach greenery
Vibes are bad. Enjoy this snowy plover chick next to a very large beach shrub. 🪶 🐣
A Persian Squirrel (Sciurus anomalus) stands on a tree and says “Nowruz greetings to all Persian Squirrels!”
Especially now, Nowruz Mubarak!
نوروز مبارک
#HappyNowruz
#NowruzMubarak
🌱🌾 📖 🐠 🐿️
#NowruzNeedsSquirrels #نوروز
Movie poster for Dune 3 but instead of Zendaya and some twink it's Walrus on a sandy, dusty, rusty background with the words Walrus: clams must flow
May thy tusk chip and shatter
Yes yes yes yes yes. The USPS is not a business. It is a piece of the nation's vital infrastructure. Uniformity of postal rates and rules is part of the glue that ties the entire nation together. That is worth subsidizing.
Show someone who absolutely rocks a hat (that isn't Indiana Jones)
GAME OVER!!!!
what you have to do when you don't have tusks
"Do not, my friends, become addicted to your brain or you will grow to resent it's absence."
Immortan Sam
This site needs a break. Post 3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative
1. The way my cat's eyes go soft as soon as he hears me say his name
2. Hot tea
3. Overhearing strangers being kind to one another out in the world
This site needs a break. Post 3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative
1. Clams
2. Aurora Borealis
3. Tusks!
Putting this on a t-shirt.
Big mood for a lot of creative work these days.
"I’d rather see flawed madness than perfect mediocrity."
Walrus' information consumption is now 1/4 KOTZ-AM, 1/4 Korean Drama, 1/4 narwhal clicks & buzzing, and 1/4 holding seashells up to an earhole. The opportunity cost of anything else is far too high, and rising daily.
No officer I have no idea what made that tusk-shaped hole in your car tire it's a mystery!!
Here's a video of the turkeys looking for food, another timeline cleanse. They've been out there at least half an hour.
I have heard variants on this with Hitler, Stalin, and Nixon, and it would not surprise me if goes back centuries, it not millennia, in one form or another.
[Midwestern Walrus Voice] So cold that the wheelbarrow wouldn't start.
We stand with our 🇬🇱 Inuit relatives. Quyanaqpak to Max with Northern Journal for writing this to bring awareness to the familial connection with Greenland and Iñupiat perspectives of what is happening in Kalaallit Nunaat/Nunarput. #InuitFirst
www.northernjournal.com/harm-against...
This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end!
It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
Princess Uki! 😍
Walrus picked one up at the new airport in Nuuk, but they don't come in size "Sexy Marine Mammal"
'Attitude and Attention, Punk Rockers,' by Norval Morrisseau (1932-2007), from his late career 1989-90 'Punk Rocker' series.
'Attitude and Attention, Punk Rockers,' by Norval Morrisseau (1932-2007), from his 1989-90 'Punk Rocker' series.
(Courtesy of the Norval Morrisseau Estate and the Whyte Museum of the Canadian Rockies)
“I’m sorry, Mittens. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
No.
There can be only one*.
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*not including subspecies, ofc.
comic relief?
[sad Walrus Trombone noises]
hmmmm....hmmmmmm
I know we’ve moved on 781 times by now, but…
I still can’t believe he tore down half the White House
You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
