Ladies, gentlemen, and all in between, may I present to you the """STRONGER STATE POWER, WEAKER NATIONAL POWER""" party leadership.

The "yosh" voiceline that Eggman uses when rocking a chao in Sonic Adventure 2 has lived rent-free in my head for a majority of my life, and hearing that line in TerminalMontage's recent Sonic Racing cartoon makes me feel seen, it's so validating.

Why's he look like my grandma?

What's the timeline for when the alt-right grifters start pushing birthrates to gamers by referring to infants as "a lifetime of gacha."

My brother be cooking and I'm barely able to follow the recipe

FWIW Mutton chops almost always pair with a good vibe. Unlike mustaches, which is a DC 20 roll of the die.

Hey so can someone tell me why we should even pay attention to the trailers at events like The Game Awards when those games won't even come out?

Open-chested calling for the eradication of a people, not just a corrupt government that harms its citizens.

Any game that assigns an action to pressing in a stick is a war criminal. L3/R3 are the devil's calling.

I'm not surprised Trump plans on immediately sending his fallwoman in a goodwill tour through CJNG territory because he's too chicken to pull the trigger himself.

In Iran? This has gotta be like our sixth playthrough.

The "gotta hand it to them" dril tweet written in the Pokemon Pokopia font over the logo background for the game.

"Ed Balls" written in the Pokemon Pokopia font over the logo background for the game.

"Wiener preener" written in the Pokemon Pokopia font over the logo background for the game.

"Crisis mode activated" written in the Pokemon Pokopia font over the logo background for the game.

"Kewl hwip" written in the Pokemon Pokopia font over the logo background for the game.

"Hey, where all the white women at?" written in the Pokemon Pokopia font over the logo background for the game.

"Proud VTuber-Anon sponsor" written in the Pokemon Pokopia font over the logo background for the game.

"Fuck the police" written in the Pokemon Pokopia font over the logo background for the game.

"He man women haters club" written in the Pokemon Pokopia font over the logo background for the game.

"Deep state chungus" written in the Pokemon Pokopia font over the logo background for the game.

"Ooooooooo wah ah ah ah" written in the Pokemon Pokopia font over the logo background for the game.

A portion of Brennan Lee Mulligan's infamous speech from the ending of the "Yes or No" episode of Game Changer, written in the Pokemon Pokopia font over the logo background for the game.

"Grandpa's dead again" written in the Pokemon Pokopia font over the logo background for the game.

"31 ATK IV Whimsicot" written in the Pokemon Pokopia font over the logo background for the game.

"Eat pant" written in the Pokemon Pokopia font over the logo background for the game.

"Toys 'R' Us kid eater" written in the Pokemon Pokopia font over the logo background for the game.

10/10 no complaints

It's 2001 and I'm here to restart the No-Bar wars.

Oh what the fuck, I turn away from news for six hours - SIX HOURS - and my shitheaded gov't decides to encourage unnecessary war yet again.

Sounds like something middle schoolers would have made up for themselves in 2004.

"eath" is a pretty funny way to spell "ass" when discussing TNA

A lineup of four opened Magic: the Gathering packs from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles set. Cards have been spread out near the back of each pack's pile of cards to reveal the last Uncommon card, followed by a Ninja Turtle of different rarities before the usual single Rare card in its usual location in a pack. The names of the Turtle cards (a common Michelangelo, a common Donatello, an uncommon Raphael, and a common Leonardo) are circled in green, and the surrounding Uncommon and Rare cards have a letter next to their name in a color matching the rarity color of their set symbol.

The #TMNT #MTG packs boldly claim "A turtle in every pack" and it's not a brag about how many versions of them there are in the set. It's an actual Ninja Turtle slot in the pack, just like land and foil slots! ANY Ninja Turtle, including ones outside of the main quartet.

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Ears are a social construct.

Is Pokemon *really* trying to bring back the fricken HitClips fake craze back into vogue?????

Whiffed on rolling 55% HP, 45% Strength, 50% Skill, 60% Speed, and 40% Luck growths, that's a big oof.

Every time the phrase "biological gender" is uttered, an angel dies.

If Fangamer made a plush of this guy I would not hesitate to buy one so I could spend a week dropkicking him off my bed when I wake up every morning before shoving him into his permanent home at the bottom of the garbage bin underneath the trashbag.

Only die-hards and Post Malone (aka the crazy or the rich) play in pre-Modern formats, including Pre-Modern.

Company logo named "C B T Nuggets"

IDK who this company nor care about what they do but I'm very concerned about the decision process (or lack thereof) that led to their brand name.