The Onion launches new bid to take over Alex Jones’ Infowars and turn it into a parody platform Satirical news site The Onion said it has reached an agreement to take over conspiracy theorist Alex Jones' InfoWars company.

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The Onion won the IP known as InfoWars when it was auctioned off to pay the Sandy Hook families that Alex Jones TERRORIZED after their children were massacred. Alex Jones sued to stop the Onion from taking InfoWars. He lost. 🤣 The NEW InfoWars will be a Satire Site. 😂

It will be a great day when Jack Schlossberg wins his congressional seat for the first time and goes after RFK Junior for his dangerous lies and threats to our healthcare system. @jackschlossberg.bsky.social

The majority of Americans agree with this, imo. The problem is Congress! 😡

Katie Porter, good luck!

I see no problem with simultaneously as follows:

*Codify full & equal human rights to all
*Axe ICE
*Release ALL the Epstein files
*Arrest the whole Cabinet of Evil
*Restore all the fired workers/gvt depts
*Tax the rich
*Medicare for all
*Axe electoral college
*Restore protected lands/animals

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Hegseth Tricked Into Quoting Pulp Fiction Like A Bible Verse… By A Top Military Official? YouTube video by Jessica Burbank

They dont even know. Dead party walking...November Remembers.
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Tim Cook donated $1M to Trump’s inauguration.

He fawned over Trump and gifted him a 24-karat gold plaque (as Apple lobbied for tariff exemptions).

Apple donated to Trump’s White House ballroom.

And it removed ICE tracking apps from its stores following a demand from the DOJ.

Remember this.

I hope the takeover of InfoWars by @theonion.com and @timheidecker.bsky.social that resulted from the bankruptcy brought on by Alex Jones’ evil attacks on the victims of Sandy Hook brings you as much joy as it does me.

The REAL Social Truth is that the racist misogynist PedoFelon’s whiny desperate irresponsible cries of persecution are a predictable bore.
Stormy won. He lost. Fin.
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Chief Justice’s Wife Made $10M+ as Legal Recruiter: Report At least one of the firms reportedly had a case before Chief Justice Roberts.

The corruption is just stunning.

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OPINION: "Donald Trump’s presidency is a morality lesson. He is a living example of what happens when a man is given power that far exceeds his character." thehill.com/opinion/whit...

He only cared about ONE thing...how it looked on TV. Enough has been said regarding the impossible healing job...not enough said about the depravity it takes to kill your followers to make good television.

Today’s order concluding Illinois v. Trump confirms what's been clear to the people of our state from the beginning:

Donald Trump’s deployment of the National Guard to occupy our streets was a reckless and illegal abuse of power.

Our reality…👇

There's a war on for your mind.

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A share of merch sales will go to the Sandy Hook families, which will be the first time they get any money since they filed this lawsuit eight years ago.

Legal fees have been insane. Please sign up and help us out!

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Pa. court recognizes ‘reproductive autonomy’ as a right, strikes down ban on public funding for abortion In a 4-3 ruling, the Commonwealth Court found that abortion access is a fundamental right guaranteed by the Pennsylvania Constitution.

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Get more than one too!

Is that bad? Seems bad

The numbers aren't real. WTF, and why Mika?

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Judge Hands Trump A Big Loss In Court The ruling is a major victory for a group of lawmakers who say they were terrorized by Trump and his mob on Jan. 6, 2021.

A federal judge ruled a civil case against President Donald Trump for his actions related to the attack on the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, can proceed. The burden of proof that his actions were indeed "official duties" and subject to immunity (not personal actions) remains on the president.

Ordered free, still locked up: Judges fume as Trump administration holds ICE detainees A legal maneuver once reserved for death row inmates and suspected terrorists has become the only recourse for immigrant detainees, who have flooded federal courts in California with thousands of peti...

tRump’s DOJ defies federal judges, keeping immigrants locked up even after courts ordered them freed on habeas corpus. Judges fume & impose sanctions, and declare a “judicial emergency” as thousands sit in detention despite winning their cases.
Pure contempt for the rule of law.
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Make it make sense.

We are 7 weeks into the most egregious stock market manipulations of our lifetime.

Orchestrated by a crooked president and his underlings.

Billions siphoned via false proclamations of ceasefires and peace talks.

With the criminals in charge, every day is a crime spree.