a nonstop throat tickle and cough is a humiliation ritual. “do you need a cough drop?” i have one in my mouth right now. “do you need a drink of water?” now im drooling when i cough. my eyes are watering. and you keep asking me questions!!!

i wanna smoke the weed your dad is growing

substack is like intellectual tumblr

how long have thai people been making insane club bangers. i need to fly out and party

artists wanna be business people when it comes to justifying their made up market value but don’t wanna be business people when it comes to competing and undercutting competition in said market

for the first time in my adult life i have vision insurance and i am so stoked!!! i am such a normie rn

the older i get, the less and less i understand men who date women 5+ years younger than them. and when people try and be like “oh but the nuance!” im just like…. oh so you’re also under developed !

i could override the library book you’ve had on hold for months and bump you to the front of the queue how about that favor for favor

i wish i could buy secondhand tattoos lmao it’s the only way i could afford one when these brooklyn wannabes are charging what they charge. when is the 90% off sale please my income is 24k a year …. think of the impoverished 🥺 will illegally trade my food stamps for body art

who knew moving to bumfuck nowhere missouri would be the solution to a good many amount of my problems. idk if i ever been this satisfied with my life

could a woman who bought a surrogate be considered a milf?

i love working at a library. i helped a woman print off her divorce papers. i’ve helped multiple people fax in government assistance forms. i can’t believe i actually am doing meaningful work. it feels so good.

i want to bring back gpoy bc that’s what it is

every so often i remember apple sauce is good

i heart magical thinking

if the commodity is over $50. i will wait for the commodity to go on sale for $50 or less.

almost everyone i know went to chappell roan in KC apparently. a good half my insta feed is that. the fuck. the concentrated energies there must have been off the charts

I LOVE BIG FISH SMALL POND SYNDROME SO MUCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU COLUMBIA MISSOURI HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i fear the bitterness my generation has towards “boomers” is gonna result in unprecedented levels of elder abuse within the next 3 years + when our parents are the ones in the nursing homes? good god it’s gonna be so bad

i love stopping at random roadside attractions like oh historical marker what’s that about. once me and my mom stopped at one and it was a marker where a bunch of mormons were dressed up as native americans and slaughtered a group of pioneer settlers for some reason and we were like oooohhhhkayyyyee

i’m the realest bitch in nashville right now

life’s so good my therapist was like…. do you…. even need therapy rn?

went to walmart just to have diarrhea and leave

god i love food

what’s the opposite of yassification because that’s lady gaga’s affliction

there’s no waffle houses around here which was the first time my stomach sank at the realizations of isolations but other than that i have 0 fomo about city life goings ons

when you receive after having asked 🥰

no one wants to play tag anymore 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

did everyone forget that the supreme court ruled that the president can act with impunity? why does everyone keep acting like anything trump does is illegal.…why does everyone insist on following the rule of law when that no longer exists? everything trump does is legal now

the pop music revolution will not be played on the radio