A guy on my train has opened his book to the contents page and fallen asleep, a level of dedication you cannot fail to respect

Okay see you in 6 months

After this, I did in fact get told to go and die by a teammate 😎 classic

Figured I'd post some of Mina the Hollower's most recent, terrifyingly tiny, and spectacularly spooky gameplay!
🐭💥 With much more to come!

"We propose an integration that will naturally align with your materials" is only the second weirdest way I've been hit on

Tonight I will open neon white but quickly realise I can't be arsed and instead open Rocket League for the 9th time today

Anyone else have a list of new games to play, but every time you open one you realise you can't be arsed and instead you open Rocket League for the 7th time that day and get cursed at by a fetus so you open a new game but realise you can't be arsed and instead open Rocket League for the 8th time tha

Okay that's sick and all but when is the Glyph run on it

Hey get in line >:(

x.com/icklechris o7

Also, balls

Fuck you bitch hi

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The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

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