Give me an article, J

Grovelling in the mud every now and then.

Dying is cope

Drumsticks : pears :: flats : the fruit they just invented

Norman rockwell freedom of speech

I swallowed a bunch of dynamite and Im gunna explode!!!!

Salesman with the Girl Dinner Company

The name's Gil Durnner

Another throwback shot of last year’s garden produce. Armenian cucumber, Snackabelle peppers, Green Zebra, Black Prince, Midnight Snack and Husky Cherry tomatoes 🌱

Someday we'll look back on this and laugh. Because we'll be The Joker.

Thy teeth are as a flock of sheep which go up from the washing, whereof every one beareth twins, and there is not one barren among them. As a piece of a pomegranate are thy cheeks within thy tresses.

Roughly, here are the tomato sizes:

Currant: the size of a chickpea
Cherry: well, you know
Pear: same as a cherry but pear-shaped
Plum: you can figure out this one
Slicer: about the size of a peach
Beefsteak: DAYUM

Todd is a good follow

It’s a good question, let’s clear the air:

1) Disco is awesome, like 25 all-time classic tracks in a 4 year span,

2) Disco was hated because it was queer, brown, and black,

3) Disco was hated because it paired women and men in a different power dynamic.

4) “Disco Sucks” was a “ MAGA” test run.

You voted for the leopards sucking cock party and now you wanna act surprised

just voted for the "leopards sucking my cock" party

if a meteorite struck and demolished my neighbor’s house i wouldn’t react at all

Jesus on the cross yelling "MODS? MODS??"

Text messages on iOS ME: I should get a printer CHRIS: That one brother printer is pretty good ME: Brother printer? Uhhh, you mean mom?

They should make Forrest Gump an honorary Universal monster

dropping down to my haunches to explain to my son that actually, he isnt real. hes a rhetorical device in an imaginary scenario and that frankly he should be thankful. we are dealing with some real shit out here

opened up a document and to my surprise all the letters in there were fucking. just absolutely blowing out each other’s stems and strokes. each paragraph an erratic orgy of phonemes. spellcheck in the corner like 👀

Acquired with matching funds from The Millstream Fund and the National Endowment for the Arts, and purchase

Ida Applebroog, Chronic Hollow, 1989
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1134752

This is proof that sometimes you never know how good things can get, and even then, they can sometimes get even better. 13/10 for all (TT: matiastapia2409)

Posca and acrylic ink painting of two white bunnies napping head to head by a couple of stars lying on the ground, illuminating the plants and lush hanging branches littered with flowers that surround them in the dark night

Paradise 🌟🌿

The Binnagorm Trail in Ards Forest Park, Donegal.

The Binnagorm Trail in Ards Forest Park, Donegal.

I like to emphasize that Love is at the heart of my occult practice because it's honestly the source of my spiritual resilience. I'm not afraid to make mistakes, to ask for help, to feel free to explore new paths, or to question the Divine because I feel that the love I have for them is reciprocal

im gonna fuck you in the butt with a rock

wow the symbolism in this book goes crazy. and you're saying all these symbols make up little words?