well. you see.

// going to make it abundantly clear that this account is run by a queer woman who was only able to attend college due to affirmative action based scholarships. fascism has no place here & it never will.

if i never have to be nice to another orlesian heir again it’ll be too soon.

// GSNXHDNDB HELP PLEASE

// varric: hey curly—
cullen: SHUTTHEFUCKUP i cast SILENCE!! SMITE, EVEN!!

i’m a spirit healer, it’s not exactly my… if it will make you feel at ease, then yes.

if you’re concerned about it happening, i believe that’s a clear sign that you’re very far away from becoming a demon in the first place.

// “Morning, have breakfast with other templar buddies. Go around the Gallows and terrorize mages. Afternoon, stand in the courtyard. Menacingly.”
// still can’t get over this... da2 era elanor you’re so funny never change.

i hope that such a call will never be made.

that … does make matters worse, yes.

// cullen trying to get varric to stop mentioning the fact that his hair’s naturally curly

// templars come equipped with their own irl block button !!

oh i avoided them.
templars, dalish apostate… never ends well.

WHAT DID THEY DO NOW.

nothing can stop you.
except maybe the templars.

There's a button in your hand, block with it!

maybe. if i just close my eyes. and click my heels three times. everything will be back to normal.

EAT A SNICKERS??

[ eye twitch ]

blood… magic… fish?

wolp:)

Smart comments. Solas slightly approves.

i’m uhm… elaine. no last name i’m unknown.

WHAT’S CLAN LAVELLAN. NEVER HEARD OF THEM.

GET AWAY.

CAN I RETIRE YET.

that was… bizarre. anyways—

you wouldn’t understand 😔🖤

it’s not a phase it’s a lifestyle 🖤

and up until now i had sworn to myself that i’m content with loneliness… because none of it was ever worth the risk—
but YOU are the only exception 🖤