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Image of a catgirl on the git.kernel website. User @scriptjunkie "and we just accept that the official Linux kernel website makes you sit and stare at some kind of anime catgirl nurse thing (IDK, I don't watch that stuff) before letting you see a kernel source file." User @valigo QT - "catgirls are the cornerstone of modern FOSS, what u gonna do about it, fuckboy"

I'm a fan of Linux and by proxy catgirls.

(Idk I don't watch that stuff)

((Oh no, pls don't send me pictures of catgirls I'll get so mad))

Mr president, a second microsd has been located

(also, yes, I knew you had one of those cups because I too have one of those cups.) ((although mine's a mason jar because ✨ f a n c y ✨

Dang. Have you checked the back of your computer where you plugged it in last time?

Oh, you left that in that cup on your counter in the kitchen.

This is one of those occasions, which seem to be happening way too often lately, where I am both surprised and not surprised at all.

I do love the stipulation in the bill that would make butt cracks illegal.

Timbawater. Timbaearth. Timbafire. Timbaair. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Timbaavatar kept balance between the Timbawater Tribes, Timbaearth Kingdom, Timbafire Nation, and Timbaair Nomads. But that all changed when the Timbafire Nation attacked.

Pfff more like "I know this is a joke, butt."

It's a guy who cuts down cucumbers.

Right?

... Right?

But that doesn't mean I can't do it to myself, right?

"Kool-aid is my cum" is not a sentence I was expecting to read today.

I feel ya...

I did the same thing for my first tattoo, and I often forget that it's there. Lol

hi! hey!

do you hate the fucking government?

do you like cute shit?

are you super fucking queer?

do you want to support an artist who's just trying to get by in these trying times by selling things in the only way that feels ethical?

oh dear god, let us help

✨Shameless Self Promotion Saturday✨

Eric Swalwell MUST resign.

Watched Mary Poppins with the kids, and holy cow. How did a movie from 1964 outpace the graphics and effects from the early 2000's?

Found you on Lemmy! Love the art style. ☺️

I want to see a compilation of all of these dipshits getting pummeled in the face.

Newsome is the third kind.

A shill for corporations.

Yeah, I wouldn't put this on California. This is a problem across the board.

I would say 90% of politicians are shit. And the other 10, I'm keeping my eye on.

I just had to explain the term edge-lord to somebody because I forget that people aren't as online as me.

Okay but for real? I'm still living off the high of having a gay man buy me a drink almost 15 years ago.

Hell yeah! I have tattoo today! Definitely not as big news as your surgery.. Best of luck!

(... Sorry. I have to make jokes in order to deal with the unbearable attrocities in our world)

Okay but is that like.. A one night stand? Or is it more like what that guy was doing to his GnT in pianoman?

Sure sure. I know your preferred pronouns. Now what about your preferred nouns?

What about your verbs?

Maybe later we can talk about
✨c o n j u g a t i o n s✨ 😉

You need helpful suggestions? In my country, they give out free ice cream and bjs. You don't have that?

Ugh. I'm sorry you're having to deal with this.. Our country is a joke.

As much as I enjoy singing the song, I cannot, in fact, ride my bike with no handlebars.

Okay, Miley...