Stella forever :)

For better or worse, the entire media landscape has changed so drastically that this single axis of comparison is borderline pointless. You couldn't rent The Godfather Part II a month after its release on a 75-inch TV in higher resolution than it was projected in the theater.

Comparing a list of highest grossing movies from 1972 vs now is a horrible way to compare the general public's taste in entertainment. In 1972, the theater was literally the only place to release or see ANY movie.

It's crazy how brutal the mid-movie fight between Bane and Bats feels while having zero blood or visible injuries. It's all sound design, choreography, and camera work.

She's not even really into Batman or superheroes. Genuinely surprising choice. But yeah, this movie fucks.

a man making a peace sign with his hands and the words love you Alt: a man making a peace sign with his hands and the words love you

[high as shit]
Yana: Let's waaaaatch...Dark Knight Rises.
Me:

Youve Been Passed The Virtual Joint!

congratulations!

The kid in Creepshow (baby Joe Hill!) smiling at the Creep showing up outside his window.

Step-parents, uncles, teachers, coaches, social workers...

This woman can feel free to eat shit.

Please stop circulating that picture of the schnauzer with a haircut. It's clearly AI and there are plenty of actual cute dogs on the internet to moon over.

Adding hastily-made new footage to Endgame so Doomsday make more sense is hilarious, man. The flop sweat is so palpable. This isn't even something George Lucas did with the Special Editions to prop up the prequels. He just added goofy shit he personally wanted to see. That's way more relatable.

This is an infinitely better use of Disney's resources than inert live-action remakes.

Fuck Alex Jones forever and ever amen

PANEL 1: MATTIE is talking to A GUY. They're both up to their waists in water. MATTIE: Concerning amount of water, don't you think? GUY: Eh! PANEL 2: The water is now up to their shoulders. GUY: I have great news about the future. MATTIE: Oh? This doesn't seem great. PANEL 3: The water is now up to their heads, they both tilt their heads back to speak. The GUY is now holding up his phone. GUY: The KIDS will fix it! They'll fix all of it. I saw it, on my phone. MATTIE: Ohhh I see it now. Phew! PANEL 4: The water fills the frame. The GUY's phone and glasses float atop it.

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It's quite fitting that these make you look like The Colonel in Boogie Nights, a pedo creep who was ousted by his own porn industry colleagues and ended up getting his ass beat in jail.

You look like the MCU design of The Hamburgler

It's also funny to use super heroes (created in the 30s) video games (invented in the 60s) and Star Wars (created in the 70s) as examples of modern brain rot culture. Like, motherfucker have you looked at the AI generated shit on Youtube and Tiktok???

Shot of Vader being electrocuted in Return of the Jedi where the bolts of electricity briefly light up his skull through his helmet.

This was basically designed in a lab to make 12-year-olds go "COOOOOOOOOL!"

A Black Series figure of Darth Vader that is subtitled EMPEROR'S WRATH. Vader's helmet is semi-transparent and there is a visible skull underneath.

Wasn't really looking out for new Black Series figures, but found this on sale for a song and didn't even know it existed. Love to see what was, to me as a kid, a very memorable detail memorialized in a figure like this.

I don't even know what our world's equivalent of Mace Windu killing Jango Fett would be. Pope John Paul II shooting Bruce Lee?

So is the Elden Ring movie going to break audience immersion every few minutes by having asinine messages left behind by other viewers?

Scene from Men in Black: top: Alien in drone head says "To prevent war, the galaxy is on Orion's belt" middle: Alien nods off bottom: Alien says "Fuck, I should have said collar. Orion is the cat behind you. That was unnecessarily confusing. Sorry, i'm just so fuckin' high"

Men in Black (1997)

Wake up babe, a big ass Streisand effect is coming.

Man, nicotine addiction is nothing to fuck with. I haven't had a cigarette in a decade or hit a vape in two and a half years. Yet the other day while watching TV I was randomly hit with a craving to light up that was so bad I had to go for a walk.

At this point The Batman 2 is starting to feel like the movie version of Vaporware. I've seen a million headlines about casting and/or vague story details but am not convinced it's happening.

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