Any other autistic people have that eternal struggle where they hate the feeling of lotion but also hate the feeling of constantly dry hands?

here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc

one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty

So we went out for food and we were the first people at the restaurant. They turn on the music while we're sitting there and it's a playlist of like... Taylor Swift. Normani. Charli XCX. Chappell Roan.

And like honestly I'd rather they have just called us a slur xD

Three facts about me today
1. I'm oh so sleepy
2. I'm a little guy
3. I have a bad migraine :(

I DO BUT MY STRAIGHT MALE COWORKER WAS MAKING A JOKE ABOUT LIKE ACTION FIGURES OR SOMETHING

Coworker: I have a lot of toys in my shower
My gay ass: UM? 🤔🤔🤔

MASSIVE AGREE

REALLY GOOD ELP PIECE

In the foreground, an anthro lynx dressed as ski patrol, saying "No, I'm not a diversity hire..." while in the background, other patrollers are all darks, barking and yapping at each other.

Fun fact, ski patrollers are nicknamed "sled dogs"... (artist is @elpir.art!)

DM: She's staring at your muscles, but with a 22 insight, you can tell she's not actually interested but trying to make you think she is
Pompos (Me): Ah. So she's into the Pomp, but not the circumstance.
DM: I'm gonna have to start calling you the Pomp every now and then
Other players: Please don't

So we started Odyssey of the Dragon Lords the other day and nothing made session 1 better than the other players realizing that the bit for my character is that he was gonna be the reason that we have the word Pompous

I feel like a big theme for the Oscars this year is "Hey. If you do bad things, they're gonna catch up to you"

And then exploring people who make bad decisions and what drives them to those decisions.

Casters: "Curling is such a cool sport because the players are mic-ed up so you can hear them-"
Me: "-SAY 'SHIT' WHEN THEIR SHOT GOES WIDE"

Like. If your movie is so good, let me watch it somewhere!!!!

I'm very confused why it feels damn near impossible to watch most of the movies that were nominated for the Oscars this year

Happy pot pie day :3

do the thing

Heading into the office for the first time in like a month

Holidays crazy

This sweater makes me feel so cute 🥰

I failed at that

*sigh* I can't sleep

Hello Verazzano bridge!!

Current song that's been stuck in my head :3

Song is Light Like You by Arrows in Action ^^

My friend sent me this banger ass boss ass candle for chrimma

I love how the FNAF series is slowly becoming the OG Scream reunion

Thrive, a gentle slowing down of time.

Spobify

Go get an animation commission from Timo!! They're really cute!!

Update: he's been laying here for like a half hour

He's decided I'm not allowed to work today