Oh hey I guess I’m going to Chicago next month. I’ve never performed there but I’d LOVE to 👀👀👀👀👀🔪🔪🔪🔪

I just wanna throw things but witches are supposed to be in control of their emotions. So guess I’ll just go burn some shit.

And then I woke up and thought to myself… be the clown fucker you wish to see in the world

Decided to pop the fuck off tonight 🔪🔪💅💅💅📦🧀

I’m such a punk bitch when it comes to this estrogen. I’m crying and watching Charlie and the Chocolate factory cuz I’m just so happy for him getting the ticket. 😭😭😭 I hate it hereeeee.

a woman says i feel things very deeply ALT: a woman says i feel things very deeply

I’m literally feeling like Pearl at work today. Like: do you know who the fuck I am? Take your fuck ass attitude elsewhere. I WILL NOT ACCEPT A LIFE I DO NOT DESERVE!!!

I’m 100% goanna blame this on estrogen. Cuz I wanna cry like a baby over nothing.

The best part about being an adult with adult money is being like: no I am goanna have a second pack of pop tarts and nobody can stop me.

Posting here cuz my mom don’t need to hear but lemme tell y’all my bf woke me up and dicked me down so hard I almost called into work today. Never settle for less ladies. #blessed

Is this a safe place.

Edit: normalize saying “was crowned” if they would have lost if anyone else competed 🤣🤣🤣

You would not fall under the category of looking bunk as fuck 🤣🤣🤣

Normalize saying: “This entertainer was CROWNED” when they’re announcing a title they earned by competing against nobody. Some of these winners be looking bunk as fuuuuck

Oh yeah I ate this up the other night huh… 😝😝😝🐧🐧🐧

*screaming into the void on here cuz i need to vent but don’t need a billion people calling me making sure im fine* i just need to yell. I hate how much i work to survive, i hate that Im stuck in this cycle. I don’t know how to get out. Someone come play frogger with me.

I miss my KC ghouls and gorls. I used to wiggle there ALL THE TIME. Lemme come back

I’ll be performing in Chicago next year. Added to the manifestation list. Let me come wiggle. I’ll use it as an excuse to visit the in laws. 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

I really do be doing some wild shit huh. Maybe next year I’ll redo this with less cardboard lmao.

scooby doo is riding on the back of a dog ALT: scooby doo is riding on the back of a dog

Speaking of Scooby Doo and the alien invaders, y’all remember when Lester made shaggy and scooby sleep on the roof? I just know it’s cuz they smelled loud as fuck.

I just find it interesting, with everything going on, that all the normal scooby doo movies are available on Max but I had to pay $3.99 for Alien Invaders 👀👀👀👀👀👀👽👽🛸🛸

This is a safe place.

This man just ✨unprovoked ✨brought me juice and a Swiss cake roll after a nifty wiener-ing. Ima marry the fuck out of him.

There could be 99 people in a room that don’t believe in you. Or like you. You’re @oblivionwestwood.bsky.social in Des Moines last night.

Idk why I keep saying I wanna work behind the scenes when I know damn well I wanna be in front of them cameras.

Estrogen ain’t no bitch. I just dropped a piece of cheese and began sobbing.

Wild that one of my fave mugs ever was a year ago today. Happy Crimmus

I’ll be on my death bed and using my final bits of fading light to edit drag queens into chilis and bowling alleys. @tiapet.bsky.social and @babygirluchawi.bsky.social belong in the louvre

STUNNING 😍😍😍😍

This is chaotic in the way we all deserve. Btw Jaykay for titans duh.

Welp. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I got to watch Wicked and see *SPOILER ALERT REDACTED* wing Dragula and I just have to be so happy 😍😍😍😍