I am legit just wearing my boob suit.

Not being forgotten, we turned the drone programming up after we left. You'll do exactly as you're told in the morning

Truly incredible 😆
I had a fun idea…
Love how @knotsnacks.com filmed this

Music theory is a prison for the mind

If you can count to four you can DJ. It's a fun hobby I recommend it.

Oh no how terrible however will you cope.

Can you link the exact text on Hansard

It would be useful to know what the government constitutes to breatheplay

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Enjoy welcome to the shonk club ♥️

ur very polite so i'm sure you where no bother. 🥹

Cooperative thirst is the best thing 🥵

maybe i’m just too slut-pilled to return to normal society but it feels so deal breakingly insecure to demand your partner only have eyes for you

that’s not how people work, and pretending otherwise will kill you from the inside

With woke two we spell woke with an X as well. It's now woxe.

"I'm playing both sides so I come out on top"

"Put estrogen in our tap water PLEASE" https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/766338

a lot of fetishes are really just *puts you in the contraption*

A woman holds herself in front of a field of tangled bodies and says "jeez I'm always so awkward at orgies." Perking up, she states "Oh Great! There's a dog!" It's a large muscular man in a pup mask. She kneels on the floor and strokes him under his chin.

The hotel counter absolutely will have a charging cable!

Sees m&s bag

This isn't just a playroom.

I love girl shaped rubber coated entities 💖💖💖

Yeah our museums are particularly good at that....

I call it dealing with my missives.

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Just, need to adjust my catsuit a little, hope you don't mind the n o i s e s

Wearing a translucent black Catsuit with buckled boots, needle and mask from the game Hollowknight silksong

Getting a little silly with props instead of being serious is a far better use of my time clearly.

SHAW!

When bean shared it I thought you'd gone somewhere together.

Boop that's insanely talented.

An eight panel comic depicting four separate anthropomorphic dogs, first standing in front of their respective homes; a tall apartment block, a suburban house, an older low-rise apartment building, and a rural house. They all share the same speech bubble: "Of course you can stay with us in Seattle!" In panels 5 though 8, each gestures towards the same large dog bed on their floors, but in front of a dog crate, a couch, a sling-style seat, and a large teddy bear, respectively. They share the same speech bubble once again: "You can even sleep on our new 'human size dog bed.' "

It's a Doggy Dog Bed

careful these kind of spelling mistakes is how wisky leeks vs whiskey leaks started.