Fake website servic welcome page. text reads: "Your favorite tool is now ruined by AI" "you might not like it but shareholders love it"
when you open a service you've been using for a decade only to find it out it caught the virus
If you have enough kids they can just carry you around on a sedan chair
As a possibly neurodivergent person who has been equivocating about it for a couple years now, this episode is so hilarious and relatable.
Failing the autism test omg 🤭
Jennifer Kissme 🤣🤣
The Einstein lady on The Rehearsal made me go Noooooo out loud
I'm fairly certain Chait stores his brain in a rock tumbler at night when he's sleeping. Just smoothing that bad boy out.
if white Americans didn’t want Mexicans in California maybe they should not have conquered California from Mexico and then spent 150 years building up an economy entirely dependent on the flow of people and goods across the border just a thought
Here’s the thing. You will never get obsessed with something that is Good and Awesome. You can only get obsessed with something that is Kind Of Stupid and Could Be Better Easily
Liu Yuning como Wei Shao de armadura e rabo de cavalo, cavalgando em cena de The Prisoner of Beauty. Ar feroz.
Liu Yuning em episódio de The Truth 3, com um ukulele florido na mão e uma roupa rosa que parece um vestido estilizado, todo com pompons floridos por cima de uma camisa social branca. O cabelo está natural, levemente comprido, com a franja solta de lado e o restante preso. Ar angelical.
Os dois lados de Liu Yuning
#ThePrisonerOfBeauty
#TheTruth3
Me: You're rich? Cool, what are you doing with your money?
Billionaire: I am ushering in the Dark Renaissance, a neofeudal society of autonomous city states ruled by a techno-theocracy that replaced god with a computer
Me: Huh, I woulda built a slide that goes from the roof of my house to the pool
Dreamt last night that I lost a baby I was supposed to be babysitting. In my defense, the baby was the size of my thumb
Just call it the Self-Inflicted Wound Era, when we took a bunch of stuff that was working largely fine (vaccines, weather monitoring, friendly relations with like 175 countries, cancer research, renewable energy credits, the FAA, global trade, etc etc) and just broke them for giggles
Headline from the independent: Trump gives rambling speech about trophy wives, golf and the 'great late' Al Capone in politically-charged West Point address
Headline from the New York Times: Trump Gives Commencement Address at West Point, Stressing a New Era
Hard to believe they’re talking about the same event.
When I see a book ad with lists of tropes and character intros, I feel like I'm being focus grouped at. It's so corporate, it's so flat. No vision, nothing specific or idiosyncratic, just repeated overtures to how relatable and familiar the work is.
= Nation & World - The Seattle Times My Account ™ The T. Rex may have been a lot smarter than you thought Jan. 9, 2023 at 7:36 am | Updated Jan. 9, 2023 at 7:36 am By DINO GRANDONI The Washington Post
typical corrupt science
Liu Yuning in Prisoner of Beauty, serving gratuitous cool antihero face in his introduction shot
i just enjoy his face so much
liu yuning as wei shao in the prisoner of beauty lookign soft and wide eyed
it's all murder murder revenge murder until the second he sees his tiny wife for the first time and then he instantly becomes 🥺👉👈
#JackWatches #ThePrisonerOfBeauty
the creepy guy from Andor saying "I have spiders to count."
taking Adderall on a Saturday like,
Babe, wake up. New #Andor meme format just dropped.
just so we’re all clear: the reason they keep using dolls as their example is because they’re trying to frame caring about material stuff as feminine and thus inherently shameful
Karis Nemik to Cassian Andor: "So much going wrong, so much to say, and all of it happening so quickly."
"The pace of repression outstrips our ability to understand it."
"And that is the real trick of the Imperial thought machine."
"It's easier to hide behind 40 atrocities than a single incident."
"The pace of repression outstrips our ability to understand it... It's easier to hide behind 40 atrocities than a single incident."
This has been running through my head for no reason whatsoever, having just re-watched #Andor S1:
"Remember this: the Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear."
the government won't tell you this but
germ theory is real
The problem with the left is all the word policing
