theres no rules anymore. up is right, blue is down, wu-tang clan can now be fucked with freely

At least she didn't just say WAFFLES! this time?

My kitty cat loves me so theres that

Best friend is pissed at me for getting pissed at her, car broke down, head shavin day cancelled due to car breaking down, and my dog stole the only thing I almost had to eat today. Happy wednesday

Yooooooooooo. I used to get up super early so I could watch this before school

Just started the wheel of time again because im that kind of dork who breaks it out every few years

ridiculously underrated movie

Well shit

Tool is just phish for metalheads

sh-shut up!

Little Caesar should sell refrigerated day old pizza for the morning after

This is deranged. And between it and Vance's bad meetings with the Pope, the Pope's upbraiding of Hegseth, and DoD's threat of unleashing another schism on the Vatican, I think it is fair to say no English-speaking world leader has been more actively at war with the Catholic church since Henry VIII.

'the pope is an American because the Vatican is out to get me' is terrific because it's both a thing an insane person would think and also probably true.

WOW ok

I like t-shirt cannons because people can go ow I've been shot but I also have something to wear after

lmao remember that time jason voorhees punched that dudes head off

Trying to make friends in your 40s be like haha yeah RoboCop amirite?! then sitting on the edge of your bed later staring at the floor for 27 minutes wondering where it all went wrong

They should all start snapping their fingers and sing song from Hamilton, that'll teach him

UPS can kiss every single millimeter of my ass, and that thing is huge

hi treez im dingus

I didnt go to 14 years of pepper medical school to not

You know what? Fuck coconuts.

Don't doxx me

Lol WHAT

If you had a clone would you give them a little nite nite kiss on their forehead

Feeling like a mandatory 72 hour hold wouldn't be so bad, but I also found out you can beat bop-it tonight so there is that

you can just lie on the internet and stupid idiots will believe you

at least you didn't do that walkin against the wind shit

dude made that whole movie worth it

who will the krustenstein or whatever brothers cheer on now