the pope being like "yeah of course i'm gonna say war is bad i am the pope"

Emergency Room?

No thanks - there's only one place I'll get medical care:

Not promising for the outlook for my week!

That's right, I'm asking you, BlueSky, for medical advice.

Legitimately 0 downsides.

Tested positive for Flu B - currently at day 5 w a fever over 100. Has peaked at 103 and now hovers between like 99.9 and 102ish.

I guess I feel slightly better today than other days but should I be worried about this? This is a long time to have a fever I think.

the pope being like "yeah of course i'm gonna say war is bad i am the pope"

I Describe My Nintendo Playtest First Impressions Without Using Copyrighted Content YouTube video by Nintendo Alert!

This is maybe my finest hour when it comes to malicious compliance

www.youtube.com/live/q5LiYIY...

the GOAT for sure

@hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp

replying to work emails on "a whole civilization will die tonight" day as if we don't live in actual hell brought on by the dumbest people in the entire world

The president’s increasingly dire warnings come after he has suggested strikes would hit bridges, desalination plants and energy targets — which could include civilian infrastructure that, if attacked deliberately, could constitute a war crime. Pentagon war planners are revising a list of energy sites, POLITICO previously reported, strikes can target to include ones that provide fuel for civilians and the military as a likely workaround to avoid war crime accusations.

if you are trying to find the line between what you want to do and war crimes, you are probably just committing war crimes

replying to work emails on "a whole civilization will die tonight" day as if we don't live in actual hell brought on by the dumbest people in the entire world

for me it involves getting on a plane and so my mindset is i'm not gonna put that much money and effort in when henry wouldn't piss on the team if it was on fire

i am so done w john henry's bullshit around the red sox.

i was planning on starting an opening day tradition w my buddies this year and i'm so glad we didn't go ahead with it.

it's endlessly frustrating to be told to trust the process repeatedly as we barely move a muscle in the offseason.

wow that is nuts

i love how eerie space looks

nah the red sox owner

such unserious bullshit. protesting w subtle formalwear at your cocktail party, give me a break.

john henry is a war criminal

does bluesky have a spoiler tag

a trump post that reads "KEEP THE OIL, ANYONE?"

the italian waiter when he's clearing room for entrees but sees we're still working on the bread

i have a solution. i think if more people saw my posts they'd like more posts more often.

photo of fluffy white dog with pink blossoming trees behind them. text below reads: You have found Forever Immunity Dog. Immunity dog protects you from all cursed posts for the rest of your life. Do not comment, like, or share those cursed posts. You are safe now. Immunity dog protects you.

"post something random or you'll have an absolutely awful April"?

no. you are safe now. Forever Immunity Dog has got you covered.

i have a solution. i think if more people saw my posts they'd like more posts more often.

a trump post that reads "KEEP THE OIL, ANYONE?"

the italian waiter when he's clearing room for entrees but sees we're still working on the bread

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is great if you are interested in seeing The Super Mario Galaxy Movie.

If you are interested in seeing a great animated film for love of the medium and do not have an inherent interest in the subject matter, you will not like it.