Thank you again!

found my new favorite wikipedia picture on an article

Baltimore’s most solid dude @drummermike.bsky.social just showed up at my door with a giant pile of vintage movie magazines

people who say this act like if they weren't at the airport they'd be at home curing cancer. what exactly are your big plans for your extra 45 minutes at home you fuckin loser

The Onion!Infowars Store having both a "turn your piss into gold" and a "turn your gold into piss" product currently "sold out" is an extremely good bit.

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

As a former GOTHAM recapper (Donal Logue Gang @ronchronchronch.bsky.social) I laughed very hard at how this still was deployed:

Ben McKenzie needs you to understand that EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY — Moviejawn by Max G. Robinson, Staff Writer Ben McKenzie is a gifted storyteller and does an incredible job explaining the complex scam at hand in a way that’s breezy, informative and enraging.

MJ's @maxgrobinson.bsky.social says, "@benmckenzie.bsky.social is a gifted storyteller and he does an incredible job explaining the complex scam at hand in a way that’s breezy, informative and enraging."

Now playing in select theaters, see it Tuesday at Princeton Garden Theatre

Ben McKenzie needs you to understand that EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY — Moviejawn by Max G. Robinson, Staff Writer Ben McKenzie is a gifted storyteller and does an incredible job explaining the complex scam at hand in a way that’s breezy, informative and enraging.

Today over at @moviejawn.com, I reviewed Ben McKenzie’s scathing crypto exposé Everyone Is Lying to You for Money.

www.moviejawn.com/home/2026/4/...

and another thing: im not drunk.
please dont put in the atlantic that i got drunk.

Said it many times before but every time I remember that the Apple TV+ Godzilla show was kicked off with a sitcom bigamy plot I just start chuckling

From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

My face when I debut to $13.5 million

Locking in for the legally distinct Fawlty Towers dining experience

A photo of the theater standee for Star Wars The Mandalorian and Grogu.

going into a fugue state and attacking this standee

Wolf Hongo’s daughter keeps calling the house

The way people scream “Cabbott” in this movie is insane

LeBron does not get enough flowers for calling Trump a bum

Good evening

Monster Butt

The Haunted Ass

Getting really into BIG O

Every morning Kash Patel wakes up covered in jalapeño poppers and pounds a blue Powerade before remote working from the Vegas strip

Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.

Miami Vice - In The Air Tonight Scene [HD] YouTube video by Miami Vice

no one has ever directed "cool guys in a car" as well as Thomas Carter did in this scene.

youtu.be/-aMCzRj3Syg?...

It was right down the block at a venue my friend Sarah owns!

Perhaps the most intriguing dish was the RPG (roast pork and garlic) sandwich that originated in the Catskills. Need to replicate at home.

Exactly one year ago today:

Had an excellent seven course meal devised by national treasure Bill Oakley this evening. Awesome to hear the histories of these regional dishes and 90s Simpsons lore.