Saruman in the Shire be like

Undoubtedly my good sir

*snatches the towel* 👀

That sun sure is bright today

Cute babies

He sleepin

Silver hair, glasses, European accent, wearing a Dan Dan Dan tshirt a beautiful smile and a wife at home?

I’d have blew him in the game stores bathroom. And that’s a really gross bathroom!

Pulled off two very straight handshakes with two of my nerd crushes yesterday.

Listen. It’s a victory.

Yay a positive feedback loop!

Big stretch!

A dark souls boss, I’m pretty sure

Bark and indeed, woof.

See this is more of what I was expecting

David Corenswet is my baby tho

Oh no oh no ….

*licks it up*

Hanging onto my sanity by my teeth.

Might make mac and cheese.

Yip yip

A very nice view

The trick is to run around on your bike while….oh wait I have misunderstood the skeet.

A distinguished gentleman

Gotta go fast

Sky? Swallowed.

A classic of the genre

G stuns in jacket

Respectfully: bark bark bark

We crave that mineral

I am rather fruity

That …sucks. Ba dum tsh.

It’s true I’ve been edging you all day.

You should kiss